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Carroll, Ranger and Best as our only fit strikers, it's almost funny to think we're 20 points from the premier league. Harper Simpson Williamson Coloccini Van Aanholt Taylor Guthrie Smith Jonas Carroll Nolan

We know.

Zat Knight?

The Brom defence has looked there for the destroying everytime i've seen them play this season. Except when we've played them.

Fucking hell, get over it.

Don't think there's much wrong with his pace tbh. I remember at Villa Park last game of the season a few times he went stride for stride with Agbonlahor. He's not the quickest, but I wouldn't call him slow either.

Lucio fell over everything someone went near him, clearly qualifies as defending on the continent.

1-0 down with 9 minutes left and Milan win 2-1. Pato scoring in the 92nd, fucking have it!

Snodgrass would be a good signing, but they wouldn't sell him.

Nowt to do with his performances for his country then. He's 22 man. 3 years older than Nile Ranger. Do you think Ranger will be in double figures for his country in 3 years?

They don't have 4 games on the trot. And having looked at their fixture list earlier, i'd be amazed if they get another 10 points this season.

Still hasn't scored in a league start for them.

He certainly didn't look lazy tonight.

Barca look very one paced. Stuttgart look so German, loads of pace and athleticism.

Yes, I was drawing attention to the Shearer video. You can tell they keep asking him about Owen because he is a friend of Owen's. apparently they fell out when shearer dropped him at the end of last season Yeah, I believe you.

Stop being such a queer, watch Barca.

Nigerians.

The Boro and Leeds situations were totally different. Boro were actually wound up.

I like Bendtner, i'd love him at Newcastle.

Lovenkrands is not a premiership player, Bendtner is.

That's lovely.

Damn right.

Ha! Boro would love to think they invented it. Seriously though, I used to eat a parmo every 2 or 3 days when I lived in Boro, dread to think what they've done to my health.