Ronaldo

Cheers for the reminder, just placed the bet. 6-0 at 150/1.

Is he shite our best striker man. There are two strikers in our squad with a much better goals to games ratio who are also better footballers.

Has to be something missing.

wtf has that jay zed bloke and benonce?? got to do with anything? It's Titus Bramble.

It took about 25 seconds but it became one eventually. That's how long it took for Nolan to run over. The above isn't actually a joke btw.

What were you expecting?

I see Sean is the bookies favourite at 11/4.

Just had a quick glance at the fixture list, looks like we're only playing another two mid-week games away from home.

I didn't see him last night. I did see him a few weeks back against Palace though.

Villareal - Wolfsburg has been an entertaining game so far.

He seems to be, yes. Still terrible with his feet but a geniune threat in the air with 2 wingers and our most creative CM on the pitch.

Last night he had another great chance (20 minutes or so after his goal) and headed it wide.

I am.

6-0.

These daft threads with misleading titles. Next it'll be 'Nolan breaks leg' when one of those horrific c***s from Sunderland has an accident.

Getting tiresome now.

You don't think making it as a professional athlete is hard work?

True story.

Don't know if you've heard VI but according to Arshavin's latest russian blog, Fabregas has told the other Arsenal players that he'll be leaving the club this summer.

Sol Campbell.

Zidane didn't create and defend and get into positions to score? Let's agree to disagree.

You said he was 'ok' mate. That last post sounds almost like an analysis of Zidane.

Not even gonna bother man, Nolan aided the attack twice.

I thought that most of our good play initially went through him and i'm not the only one.

Ask yourself when the last time a Saturday 3pm game was on the telly. I really should stop trying to be funny. Either people get offended or just don't understand the joke/find it remotely humorous.