Ronaldo

left him for dead tbh

Why are you so obsessed with stats? Just because he's not done it before doesn't mean he definitely won't in the future. because with Owen people seem to ignore then. They still think he's the player of 1998. It's always been the same with Owen though, he does fuck all against good defenders

pulled up alongside Kieran Richarson at a roundabout on the A1231. Bentley, stupidly big wheels with the daft registration 2 KER

sickening, sickening image, given that you're on my facebook and i'm consequently aware of your physical appearance

remember Bolton last season. Dont be getting hopes up too much lads

you're saying it almost as if either of those two are worthy of being anywhere near the squad

Has Owen ever scored against a top 4 club in his time at nufc? no chance

what?

Henry Winter is one of the better Journos, says it all. Clueless bunch of idiots

Colo has missed what, 5 minutes of football after going off against the mackems? in other news, the constant use of the word 'lol' is really starting to piss me off

scumbag, almost as bad as Diouf

Gary Speed would be my first choice

it's both hilarious and downright tragic that so many daft fuckers on this board still think this a fool's day prank

Harps, R Taylor, Enrique, Guthrie, Butt, Nolan, Shola, Loven, Carroll and Xisco will stay whatever happens

well, that's alreet then

see above

email the prick

lets all hope so

where is all this rubbish?

which Shearer knows better than Hughton

the greatest news in all of this is that Joe Kinnear will never manage another game for NUFC

The last geordie to manage nufc also had his first game in charge against Chelsea

down from an 8 to a 7

Owen does the basics ok, but he cant really hold the ball up. And he wasn't head and shoulders our best player at the end of last season tbh. You could make a case for Viduka and Martins, even Faye in those last 9 or so games