Ronaldo

So does yo mama. So did yo mama. does and did?

Harper Taylor Bassong Coloccini Enrique Taylor Nolan Guthrie Jonas Martins Lovenknrands if Guthrie only needs one nun to help him get out of a chair i'd have him instead of Butt

Because the opening post clearly states that the ones on the list are the ones under us on the table at the moment, that's why. skipped the first page, very naughty I know

Why isn't Hull on the list? I cant see them winning another 4 games this season

Stoke, Spurs and Boro

i'm looking forward to the day that confused looking cunt gets sacked

if they do get Avram Grant they'll probably finish above us

just being a competent, tenacious, premiership standard midfielder justifies it

sometimes the best players make the worst managers

How on earth has a thread about Bassong become Ashley vs Shepherd? get a f***ing life

Nolan ahead of Barton

yeah I remember that, "A less equipped player for Premiership football is hard to imagine" apparently, cunts

Kimbo's bang on if he mentions Enrique and Barton tbh

he was almost as equally shite for Torres' goal tbh, shocking goalkeeping

If Alves had someone who could really pass a ball behind me i'd probably take a gamble on him

Thank fuck for Liverpool, kept my accumulator alive and well just like Kinnear. Almost ripped up the slip with 5 minutes left

Sounds like a needless pop at Martins that, iyam. aye, shut the fuck up man. Of all the players to have a dig at

Still looks quick. Like the idea of him and Jonas on the wings tbh

Hope he gets well and decides never to come anywhere near nufc again

fucking hell, Carson

Why isn't he criticizing the real s*** at the club? Or better still just dropping them? Who can he drop them for? you cant honestly tell me that Xisco wouldn't have done a better job than Ameobi on Sunday, no matter how off the pace he is. Over the course the season N'zogbia was generally benched behind Duff and when Barton was fit, Butt kept his place ahead of Guthrie. Baffling tbh

Absolute quality that, remember when that aired and nearly pissing masel when he starts to sing the second verse

he singled out Enrique for criticism yet again despite the fact he was probably our best player after Bassong. The remarks about him improving in the second half are as self-appreciative as owt else tbh

a monkey knows he's not good enough to start, JFK on the other hand

eh?