Ronaldo

Horrible man. So glad Rooney took his record.

Are you OK, Palnese? Your tone's been pretty bleak lately. I'm undecided on the question.

Not sure I'd go along with that but it's perfectly understandable. The club's got cancer and seeing as much of it burn down as possible is preferable to seeing this nonsense go on season after season. Battling relegation, hiring stooges at every level, (generally shit) first team players bought as assets for short and medium-term profit and squad players barely fit for League One. Awful stuff.

Ha. I'd barely put that past this lot.

Owned.

They had nothing to play for and he was about to be sacked regardless, man.

Near-perfect English too. What a guy.

It's him.

Why's he seemingly going out of his way to look like a sex offender?

I really like this poster.

Didn't he say the squad he inherited from Pardew was good enough for the Champions League? Hope the fucking idiot meets his maker asap.

His ball-watching is a joke, like. All stems from him being painfully aware that he can't compete with the strength and mobility of PL strikers.

He shouldn't be singled out as such but his constant talk about the Champions League is fairly absurd given his performances in the PL.

Worsley? Just seen this. Yes sir. Glorious Worsley.

Jesus Christ.

I wouldn't expect you to.

Doubt it :anguish: You're honestly just as bad as Dropout sometimes What the fuck are you on about? Triggs is the man, like.

Allardyce will keep them up. He's too good to see a team go down, even if they are terrible.

I saw highlights of a game he played less than 2 years ago. Looked a totally different player. It's strange.

Cancer from top to bottom, man. People need to get their fucking heads out of the sand re. the players too.

Can't believe we gave Colo a new contract. He's fucking done. Not even just physically either. He follows the ball like an inexperienced kid. Useless.

Defence is such a joke, man. It's little wonder managers are reluctant to see us go at teams. We're there for the taking through the middle. Mbemba must be wondering what the fuck he's doing here.

Yes, it's all irrelevant. When you promote a bootlicker to the position of MD and hire a mediocre (at best) manager to run a club it's all irrelevant when things don't quite work out too well.

Well that theory pisses all over itself when you consider that McClaren didn't appoint himself. Nor did Lee Charnley.

It's inexcusable. Indefensible. And to think there are useless creeps everywhere ready to defend the club and Mike Ashley at the drop of a bottle of Taurus. Arseholes.