Ronaldo

Shearer was a winner. Balls, heart, ability. Nowt in common with the current shower and wouldn't get anything out of them. Probably more than 10 points, mind.

Elliot's been shit. He is fucking shit.

2 wins out of 14 and a loss to Sheff Wed's reserves in the cup. Any other club would've started sharpening the knife weeks ago.

You've got to ask yourself why we'd promote someone who used to carry Shepherd's bags and scratch his fat arse to the role of MD. It's all about minimising outlay and maximising subservience. He'll be on less than your average London plumber.

No fucking chance he's on that. 50k a year Max. Not in a million years mate I'm on nearly that and I'm only an operations manager for A major retail chain. A MD of a premier league club will be on far far more How's that remotely relevant? We're not run like a Premier League club and I'm sure we don't pay PL wages.

Just sack him.

Everything up until Stoke City seemed to be going in the right direction? Weren't we in the fucking relegation zone?

Why do you keep talking about schools? Bit weird, like.

It is Ashley's mum doing a silly accent?

Does the system dictate that when he spends money on a CB they have to be short and weak?

"Someone said you was dead."

Santon had his bad games but he's head and shoulders ahead of Dummett and Haidara. Treat like dirt so we could make a few quid out of him.

Good ability to do what? Certainly not defend or cross.

Vortex of mediocrity? We're fucking 19th you tool.

Oh really? Would the point in this? People can change their mind like. Pretty fucking drastic change from one month to the other with a list of mitigating circumstances, like.

And a fraud.

What the hell difference is that going to make. Everything comes back to Ashley. Why do you go out of your way to come across thick all the time? Ronaldo man Still think this squad is good enough for top half, UB? I said midtable, and yes, I still stand by that. The higher ups and the manager (again) are much bigger problems. Are you taking the p*ss at this point, or what? No centre mids, no wingers, unproven strikers and defenders that can't be left to their own man. All comes back to Ashley obviously but that squad is an absolute fucking abject embarrassment even by our standards since 2005.

What the hell difference is that going to make. Everything comes back to Ashley. Why do you go out of your way to come across thick all the time? Ronaldo man Still think this squad is good enough for top half, UB?

We were there before Sunderland scored, like. Nope Both on 10 points with them having superior goal difference.

We were there before Sunderland scored, like.

What the hell difference is that going to make. Everything comes back to Ashley. Why do you go out of your way to come across thick all the time?

He's been given a mandate and he's abiding by it. If we want to criticise him for that so be it, but that's a different argument. He's 'forced' to buy inexperienced, sometimes unwanted, players from second rate leagues. Plus, he didn't choose to get rid of the good players we brought in. Shut up, man. He's wasted tens of millions on players not fit for Premier League football. Because shit managers have forced out the good ones we've brought in and because he's blatantly not allowed to buy from England or buy anyone with any experience. What's he supposed to do? Buying players with the physicality to compete would be a good start.

He's been given a mandate and he's abiding by it. If we want to criticise him for that so be it, but that's a different argument. He's 'forced' to buy inexperienced, sometimes unwanted, players from second rate leagues. Plus, he didn't choose to get rid of the good players we brought in. Shut up, man. He's wasted tens of millions on players not fit for Premier League football.

As much as we need what you're advocating any such figure would look at this shower of shite excuse for a squad and want a new one.