Ronaldo

Well that theory pisses all over itself when you consider that McClaren didn't appoint himself. Nor did Lee Charnley.

It's inexcusable. Indefensible. And to think there are useless creeps everywhere ready to defend the club and Mike Ashley at the drop of a bottle of Taurus. Arseholes.

He was shit in France too, though. Honestly I understand optimism but fucking hell.

"No, I'm up in space, doing important work for NASA."

And you'd prefer Putin, we know.

http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mike-williamson-360.png Height: 1.94 m / 6.3 feet. Well over, boss. That was boring years ago, man. We need a good CB with physical presence and aerial ability. It's got nowt to do with Mike fucking Williamson.

Dyer's a no brainer over Sissoko, like. Very good at winning the ball from opponents, so quick with and without it and was extremely effective whether he was in-line with his man or running at him. All-round better player.

Inspired idea.

Hope this is one of the fairly rare occasions he's right.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2898771/Gavin-Peacock-faces-Twitter-backlash-former-Chelsea-star-turned-Christian-minister-accused-sexism.html Having a right laugh with it all.

Mine too. Him and Kilcline.

They look really similar to be fair to him.

You've got a really hateful personality for a pacifist, like, Sewelly.

I think I love this guy already, like. Blatantly getting a bit of a kick out of winding mongs up with the tux pics.

This year's FIFA's got girls in it. What in the fuck, man? It's 2015. Meaning what, they're suddenly good at playing football?

This year's FIFA's got girls in it. What in the fuck, man?

Even with girls.

Never a majority.

As if I kept Aguero as my captain instead of his striker partner Lukaku. Gutted.

'Most leagues are shit these days' ffs. How can people be so pretentious and fucking absurd?

More chance of the Eric Cantona of 1995 coming back.

Weird how Hatem always seemed to find that extra gear on the ball.

Did you get him, Ash?

Take solace in the fact people that stupid generally have shit lives.