Ronaldo

Steven Fletcher, Troy Deeney, take your pick. Fond memories of him turning Shane Long into Didier Drogba twice a season.

There are Chinese people on my stream.

I defy anyone to find me a fucking shitter CB in the Premier League. Just the absolute worst of the fucking worst. Total liability.

Not really, but you're wrong. Pardew's got a better squad. There's credible amounts of leadership, pace, goals and intelligence in Palace's side.

Oh really?

Except Cacapa didn't cower his head down for corners and was good for a few goals.

He's not even the worst in this team. This season he's been far from the worst defender too.

Coloccini should be fucking shot.

One of the reasons we can't 'play the game in the other team's half' is the fact there are obese women with arthritis out there who move faster than him.

I'd like to think there's no sarcasm in that post.

I had the pleasure of acknowledging Mark Halsey with a reciprocated nod outside Argos in Bolton yesterday. He drives a fairly shit car but does have a nice tan.

And you should, but he's a better manager than Pardew and Souness.

No.

Exactly. He'd have been our best player comfortably in each of the last 3 seasons.

Better than any of ours like. I agree, but still not good enough. Good enough for fucking what? Honestly.

Only ever one sensible answer to a question like that.

Aye, keep it up. He'll jump.

Aye but you also rate Riviere Kaka He completely right though, other then the Norwich game he's been shite since the back end of the 13/14 season. He's like Walcott is, on his day he's brilliant, the thing is though his day comes once every 10/15 games. Fucking Stifler, man. Day off ever?

Lovejoy, what time were you on?

His comments about Coloccini, Perez and the willingness to get rid of Abeid all suggest he didn't have a fucking clue about the squad when he arrived and arguably still doesn't. Probably phoned Carver and asked him for his take on all of the players a week before he was sacked.

If you want us to stay up because Alan Pardew beats Sunderland, fair play. I certainly fucking don't. We don't deserve to be a PL club if that's what we're relying on.

good point To be fair there's plenty of fight in the stands, like. Standing up waving you fists around and shouting at 20 minute intervals then storming off shaking your head when you go 3-0 down late on against Leicester City will surely put Ashley in his place.

A favour, man. Piss off.