Ronaldo

I'm continually skeptical that people actually remember these random ass results without having to look them up It was kind of a memorable occasion given that he's the only CB we paid money for from 2008 - 2013 (I think). Plus, I went to most of our games that season despite living in Leeds at the time. Must have been mad.

Yeah, against Palace. That was a 2-0 too.

Ashley's probably every bit as athletic.

Better fucking not be Alsoran. Edit: Yeah, that's fairly acceptable.

He's good enough for a mid-level Championship side. It's as simple as that. You're wrong. Or you're wrong. Which is more likely. He's been loaned out for one month, nobody even wanted him for the full season despite us wanting to pay half his wages.

Mourinho's Chelsea suck the life out of any occasion.

The second he's up against any real pace and movement he'll be exposed for what he is. Wouldn't want him in my Championship side.

Agreed. Lascelles really doesn't look like much at all. Difference being Lascelles is 21 with two top flight appearances to his name, whereas Willo is ten years older and is still dogshit after 150 PL appearances. Nailed.

He's a very fine footballer, Adam. Just an absolute abomination of a professional athlete.

'Credit to Newcastle' for only losing 3-0 after the sending off. Such a wanker.

Overly harsh here. He's championship standard. May have been 5 years ago. He's gotten even worse since then.

Dude, I'm long past caring. You think Tiote and Coloccini are good players. Common sense disagrees. Let's just leave it there.

Paully, everyone on planet Earth apart from you (and possibly Ian W) thinks Colo's weak. He's a PL laughing stock. Managers and players are targeting him big time now and it's only going to get worse.

I laughed. Briefly.

That one and White and Nerdy are fucking brilliant.

2 or 3 of the videos are genuinely funny imo.

As I've said, you make your own luck. We contribute to our own downfall when we don't take advantage of possession and we've got players on the pitch clearly not fit for purpose.

Nobody's ever really offered us anything for him, though.

Nobody will go near Colo, man. He's a national laughing stock.

I'm into it, won't lie.

Replaced with better ones off the bench. You're such a fucking weakling, man. Oh let's excuse another 3-0 defeat because they were forced to bring 2 'better' players on off the bench.

Against one of the worst Sunlun sides I can remember who'd lost 2 players through injury.

Steve Howey (largely in praise) calls him a big lad whose distribution lets him down. Thickest cunt going.

Not really, Colo can have outstanding matches where he looks boss, but then there will be games where he struggles against the pace and power strikers. Unfortunately that's the case with the rest of our cb's as well. We needed to buy a big hard cb in the John Terry mode. Tiote always looks rusty after a long lay off and generally starts to look much better after a few games to get up to speed. Or we were just up against the shittest group of players in the league.