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Cathro, man. The coaching this season has evidently been as bad as it gets. No fucking thanks.

That really has nothing at all to do with what I've just said, though, has it? Nolan scored something like 19 goals in our promotion season. Shelvey won't get a fraction of that.

Except Nolan had a track record of getting a very respectable amount of goals (which is why he was extremely useful in the Championship) and Shelvey doesn't.

We don't even have a decent core now, unfortunately.

Fucking students, man. Just a hellish experience even trying a grab a pint in Newcastle on a Monday night now. Place has been put through the retard mill beyond repair.

Hardly call Centre Parcs a holiday, like. More a short break for couples.

All they do is eat each other? Fucking hell, never going there.

Siding with Colo over Hatem is every bit as bad as Souness over Bellamy.

Taylor and Tiote, more like. Playing that fucking idiot Tiote is madness is the best of times but when you've got a defence incapable of defending set pieces it's like asking to concede.

Strength, power. Also is tall and has height.

you would if you had the sense to sign and play a pacey small player off him. Exactly. Some of the fastest attacks in PL history have included a frontman with no pace - us under Bobby being a good example.

To be honest I'm on the fence about him starting at the moment. He has to be in the squad, though.

I'm utterly shocked that they both appear to be foreign Man U fans.

Shola never started most of a season for us though. He would've done that or come pretty close in 05-06. Waste of time, anyway. Shit player. Thank fuck he's in the lower leagues where he belongs.

He got way more than 30 apps, like. He was absolutely shit in the PL.

Lovenkrands' and Mitrovic's goal rates are pretty comparable in the Premier League. The former also had a turn of pace and was a neat finisher. Are you on crack tonight or what? Lovenkrands scored about 7 PL goals for us in 2 and a half seasons.

Pretty much every PL keeper saves that one, like. Apart from that and the woeful distribution he was fine.

Solid means you don't get bullied by strikers or make stupid positional errors.

Peter Lovenkrands scored goals in the Championship. End of discussion. He'd blitz it.

Then why have you spent literally years advocating puny defenders who play the ball out well but are about as solid as a soup sandwich?

It was the right choice. Honestly I think his efforts were largely good yesterday, with the obvious exception of the rebound.

He'd be mad to stay. He's far too good for NUFC.

Disgusting dive, like. Little cunt.

Thick as a castle wall.

He has to play, though. We'll only get goals with 2 strikers on the pitch.