Ronaldo

And yet AP took us from 5th to 16th and was never in danger apparently. He didn't, though. We were 12th when he took over, finished 12th that season, 5th the next, then 16th, then 10th. That obviously constituted enough of a track record (to them) to consolidate his position as someone cheap who'd solidly maintain PL status. Carver can't emulate that.

He'd give them a bit of steel and presence which they still lack IMO.

Should Carver take us from 9th to 17th in 5 months there's no way he'd get the job.

The only thing putrid is this abortion of a post. Pulis rejected the chance to sign Shola for a Championship side 7 years ago.

Because he'll blatantly be absolutely crap and even those idiots will recognise that form over a full season will lead to relegation.

Needs to be made into a spoof Twitter account.

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I love Pedro. I can't help it.

33/1. Sounds like it could be a goer.

The forum lost credibility with those awards. People wishing Colo is sold when he's our best CB are crazy. It's a sad indictment that he's our best CB but thems the cards The craziest thing about people wanting Colo sold is the suggestion some club out there could be stupid enough to hand over cash in return for his shit defending. I don't think anyone's advocated selling him without replacement.

Ethi's got the best posts to gold ratio on the forum, like.

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Whatever became of Macbeth? Not the one frae the play.

Puccini's was disappointing when I went. I find the quality of Italian restaurants to be pretty poor down here in general, though. Best place on planet earth for Indian food, mind.

Chris Hughton was caretaker for 4 months before being confirmed. Either way, I don't think there's any danger of Carver getting the job. If he does, fuck it. It'll last weeks.

They do that every night without revealing the source is a dartboard.

You're fucking going mad, Yorkie.

Grow 6 inches after 17? Are we hoping he has Acromegaly, like?

Did that clear it up for you then?

Swinton? 5 minutes from where I live. Had no idea he was from round there.

What's the deal with him Ronnie? Any insight? Not one single bit, mate.

Wouldn't appear to be braindead, either.

Is this lies?

Dyer and Bramble can hardly be categorised with Nile Ranger, like.

It's incredible how much rubbish these French arseholes write, like. Alnwick emerging and Keegan and Hughton were unpopular with fans.