Ronaldo

Yeah there’s no way Gordon’s value is lower than Joelinton’s. He’s got what, 8 league goals and 6 assists if you included penalties won? Worth £60m easily.

Attacked by a Ghana fan after they lost to Cape Verde yesterday. Unbelievable.

It’s his song.

When we’re fatigued we’re especially terrible though. Incapable of doing anything but surrendering possession and playing backs to the wall, which completely ends us as an attacking threat and inevitably results in us conceding at least a goal or 2. That’s what needs addressing because fatigue will always be a factor even with a fully fit squad and every side needs a plan B.

I’d love to know the name of the utter prick who held up the Pardew back from the dead sign up. Our fans were a disgrace from 2013-2016.

We just need another option. Both Longstaff and Miley getting 20+ games each in midfield is a disgrace.

Saying he gets the whole of next season regardless of results in the next 18 months is absurd, mind. No manger should be afforded that amount of time with carte blanche unless they’re Pep or Ancelotti. I love Eddie but he hasn’t proved or even suggested he’s anywhere near that level on his best day.

He’s going to need it because we’ll be bottom half soon which, to be honest, isn’t remotely acceptable with the money that’s been spent on a side that finished midtable under Bruce.

Shame but Longstaff and Miley up against Rodri and De Bruyne was only going to end one way. We need a midfielder desperately.

Our focus has to be buying players who get the best out of him because he’s absolutely unstoppable in the right circumstances. World class.

I’m not sure that’s a foul at all. What do the rules say about backing into a keeper versus outfield players?

We’d have actually gone down without that Cisse brace too, had all other results gone the same way.

Why on earth did he come out for the second half? The way we’ve managed players has been so amateurish this season.

Isak is easily the best striker we’ve had in 20+ years, tbh.

Not really a plan B unless it would work with the players we have providing service. It wouldn’t.

We’d have to completely change the way we play to accommodate him. Can’t see it.

Excuse to take her to London. Someone on here told me years back how good an away trip Fulham was @Wullie? And how right they were. Happy with that, good draw overall looking at fixtures.

I’ll never understand why Coloccini gets away with the absolute shit he served up in his last 4 years, as good as he was in the Championship and for 1-2 seasons in the PL. The amount of absolute drubbings we had when he went missing and goals conceded due to his cowardice or tendency to be bullied. Not to mention the fake injuries. Plus, Schar is better at basically everything.

Isak deserved it more than Miggy simply because he was involved in all 3 goals and pushed Ballard away from Gordon.

I didn’t even listen to it, to be fair.

I understand the parallel to be fair.

Away to Maidstone.

One of your kids is a tranny. Jesus.

MotM? Have a word. Come on.

Very patient Italian performance so far.