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The state of our 'squad', man. As if any stupid cunt could be appeased by that.

To scrub the bogs?

Aye, he should show some ambition and sign for QPR or Melbourne City on loan till MLS starts.

I wasn't being entirely sarcastic, like. I do like Bimp.

Cisse.

20 for Lovren!

We're still weaker than this time last year despite having tens of millions to spend. No excuse for this bullshit. This time last year we hadn't signed Remy (on loan). I doubt many would take that squad (with essentially no strikers worthy of the name except Cisse) over this current one tbh. Pretty obvious I was referring to the point before the start of the season when we did have Remy, like.

One of my favourite errors. How does it even get made? It makes zero sense in any context.

We're still weaker than this time last year despite having tens of millions to spend. No excuse for this bullshit.

Take a bit of comfort from that, like. Sounds like there's actually a chance of a way back.

You were being a bit of a dick, like, York.

Not happening without the two of you though.

Actually Palnese was up for it, my mistake

IP and Palnese refused to cover a song for him. Fucking out of order if you ask me.

Yep. Bobby's side had a brilliant CM, Laurent Robert and a superbly balanced strikeforce, but Keegan's side cut through far better defences like butter. It'd be ugly.

He's a natural goalscorer, footballer and athlete. He's the best striker we've had here since Bellamy left.

Funny or not, I always felt like Bimp was posting exactly what he felt in the moment instead of putting up pretenses - similar to IP, actually - and posters like that are always going to be the heart and soul of this place.

Haven't they finished above us every season bar one for the past 9 years? I think they are far superior to us in every way tbh. Indeed. Quite ironic that TRon has it in for Moyes because he took that club from relegation candidates to the 5th/6th most consistent team in the country.

Gives you a lot more than goals, too.

I think £11m is about right for him.

30, at a guess.

Riviere might get a game instead of Cisse against opposition who need to be nullified. Pardew's way of thinking, not mine.

Precisely. Provided it's not a ordinary night's meal it'll do them more good than bad. ... no. a pizza for a athlete can mean the world in the end. Nice to see that this club, with Ashley and Pardew, are as crap as you can imagination. What the hell is this bullshit?

As if you'd let them have pizza after being beaten by Scunthorpe, mind. That's crossing the line.