Ronaldo

Spurs spending nearly £30m on Soldado ffs. What the hell were they thinking? I think Liverpool will do far better in the transfer market tbh.

I'm not sure about that. He still has international ambitions even if that seems a long way off. On a free there might be clubs like say Juventus interested. His next club will tell us al lot about him. His international ambitions obviously don't mean much to him at all.

Honestly. Why not just buy good players the squad needs for reasonable prices? I hope we sign nobody and sink like a stone till Pardew is fucked off and Ashley cuts his losses.

Not sure that's true. Never seen the keeper subbed for a shootout. 1996 playoff final. Kalac for Kevin Poole.

He'll pick a club that'll not challenge him to be better, sadly.

They may have given him money to set up his business but what parent wouldn't if they had the money? They showed faith in their son and to be fair to him he proved their faith to be rightly placed by becoming one of Britain's richest people.

That article has a few mistakes, mind. Also, Ashley's parents definitely funded his first shop.

The man cares about money and nowt else and constantly tries to project otherwise. Nobody will remember him in 10 years and that's exactly what players like that deserve.

Demba finally made it? He went to a club who were paying him more money, predictably spent most of his time on the bench and won naff all. He'll be at QPR or some other hellhole next season. The man's a total fake.

The thanks hashtag is almost as embarrassing, mind. Thanks for what exactly, doing a decent job at RB for a season and a bit?

You say this as if he'll be a better player there or something. Got to be a good reason (or several) he prefers LB and was played there for Inter.

We got £8m for Shay? Thought it was less.

£8m. I think he'll be exposed at Arsenal, mind. Good footballer but with nobody in front of him holding his hand his defensive failings will be all too apparent.

Rooney out of shape. There's barely a spare ounce on him.

Yeah, he's the local rag mong. Not a journalist.

Looks like an Irish Glen Roeder.

Get in.

Giroud's a good solid player but at PL level or this level you'll pretty much achieve sod all with him leading your line.

Isn't South Beach a renowned Gay area of Miami?

He's a lot slimmer than me, don't get me wrong, but for a professional footballer to look like that is ridiculous. He's absolutely pissing his career away. No wonder he wants to stay at NUFC; as if a real club would put up with that from a winger of all players.

Yet he went out of his way to mention us the other week after that France win. Hmmmm.

Ronaldo being an advocate of athletic, proficient in both halves players at full back is a better theory, like.

I saw Richards in town not so long back. He's a lot smaller than he looks on TV. 5'10" max. Good player, though. I'd love him to be our RB.

Agreeing with Ronaldo twice in one day is scary I'd certainly imagine so, given it's my first post of the day.