Ronaldo

He's our best/main striker. Sad, but true.

Cantona and Keane ffs.

Because he might be better? Stop playing dumb.

Elliot and Colback modelling ffs. I thought I'd seen it all when a shot of John Hartson pouting was in Burton's window.

What is this?

Beyond a joke that Taylor's the only CB to score a PL goal for us in almost 4 years, like.

Any of them likely to hit 10 PL goals? Can't see it.

Sewelly, dumb down a bit and talk frequently about how diving is good and (more) frequently about how forrin is better. Instant replacement.

They didn't win enough games to finish 4th and 5th by being scared of the opposition. They did it by scoring goals and not giving owt away at the back. Give me that anyway over being a national laughing stock losing 4-0 every other week.

Rubbish.

A nice enough guy but never thought he was much good as a ref, nor does anyone else, really.

Because they're sheep who believe you have to win something to be a very good manager. I wouldn't expect that nonsense on an NUFC forum, but it's here.

Just a shame that him and whoever he partners end up costing us ridiculous amounts of goals.

Rooney's finish last night, man.

I think he's better than Tiote, but that's as far as I'd go.

Anita spending another season on the bench then.

Krul?

When was the last time any player came from the SPL and did well?

Are you stupid on purpose?

Or acknowledging the fact he had some very good games for us when we finished 3rd, 5th and 7th. Not to mention scoring 2 important goals in 1-0 wins to get us into Europe. Imagine a CB doing that for us now.

I bet even Andy O'Brien could look decent on the wing in pre-season.

He's a player who doesn't strike the ball well at all and makes bad decisions in possession. He could be incredibly confident and still be abject. Disagree there like. He made better decisions on the ball in this friendly tournament and strike a better shot than I've seen him do in two years in the premier. Confidence is a massive factor IMO. It's a friendly. Alan O'Brien looked a decent winger for us in pre-season.

Titus would dominate for 89 minutes then lose it. This guy - who, granted, has a laundry amount of mitigation - doesn't even fit that description.

Wow. Put up with Kinnear. Aside from the obvious, the old bugger's already forgotten that Kinnear was long gone when our worst form occurred.

He's a player who doesn't strike the ball well at all and makes bad decisions in possession. He could be incredibly confident and still be abject.