Ronaldo

The world's gone mad. Fraser Forster and Shane Long for £22m+ for crying out loud.

Aye, alright. A better defender ffs.

He's a fucking lying drunk.

That's all nonsense.

NUFC alone have had at least 10 worse defenders than Bramble in the past decade.

Haidara is quite clearly inferior to Santon defensively and going forward.

Is doing what's best for NUFC a legitimate deciding factor?

Could be on the downturn.

Forgotten Santon already then.

I'm in Newcastle every few weeks to see family and living in Manchester there's 6 clubs easily within driving distance for away fixtures. I used to travel up for the games even when we were in the Championship. It's very difficult to stay away but I do it.

It's no good bitching about him on here, guys. Stop going, stop paying.

Robbing a living for 13 years may have taken a toll.

Stupid on every site.

'More' sounds a lot better, Wullie.

He sounds much better, anyway.

Brilliant avatar, man. Born to Run.

Can Capoue play a bit of football?

'Papiss just doesn't understand what is needed in a game like this' - or words to that effect. Think it was like Cisse's 4th game for us at home to Sunlun.

As if that lot should get preferential treatment over paying fans anyway.

Dislocated jaw.

That GIF.

Can we stop the whole 'the king' bullshit, please?

Believe me, man. Pardew and Shola are practically in an open relationship.

Was he fuck, Mike. Shola just won't have a bad word said about Pardew by anyone. Pardew's big whore.

Who, what?