Ronaldo

Probably more than he's getting in France Well, yeah, obvs.

He's still got to accept the whopping £29K per week salary.

Paralysed.

Jonas is still on the books. *breaks down and cries* Fortunately in name only.

More on about the fact there'll be no Sissoko playing like a RWB protecting him. We'll see.

What an irrelevant thing to come out with.

Or just, you know, act like a man.

Because he's a cheat, a pussy and a coward.

Think Semtex was joking, not sure, but Ronaldo is a massive hardman so he'll never respect someone that feels pain. Probably grew up with the Spetsnaz. There's feeling pain and crying like a little girl about it. Did Modric cry like a bitch when he cowardly elbowed him? I know he's your hero but he's an utterly detestable human being.

Guthrie got plenty of games under Pardew. As much as I like him, he's not a PL player.

He'll be getting less support defensively.

Nowt wrong with his touch whatsoever.

His brain?

Another reason to want Real to win the league.

A woman that is better than any player England has seen for the last I don't know how many years. Ouch. I don't know either.

Neymar should wear a skirt and lipstick. What an absolute fucking woman he is.

You owe me half if it comes off.

Put £100 on it, then. You be 2.2k richer.

He doesn't have a choice, tbh.

Marveaux is the best player in the squad for driving the team forward out of tight areas. He's also our best passer by a distance.

22/1 odds.

He'll do alright away from a top league, most likely. The Eredivisie really is the pits.

Except he made the squad.