Ronaldo

That's misleading, mind. I maintain Pardew managed Hatem very well on in the whole in 11-12 to our massive benefit. Obviously he's made a shocking and cowardly mess of it this season. Not ridiculing you, either. Ivanovic and Coleman have track records of defending very well and making important contributions at the other end. Debuchy doesn't.

Ivanovic is a really good RB, no need to fuck with that.

Good for them, he's abject.

When I say going forward I mean as a general threat going forward - from set pieces, for example - as opposed to carrying it, mind.

Coleman and Ivanovic are better than Debuchy, man. Defensively and going forward. Amazed that anyone could argue differently.

Bernard Hopkins.

Rooney's going to have to start playing a lot in deeper in the next few years, like. Change his game a bit like Shearer did.

Welbeck could be useful, but only within a negative setup.

Euro 2004. Or when he got us through the WC qualifiers. The latest ones.

When we have different ownership.

Basically offering less.

£6.5m ffs.

Ben Arfa and Marveaux have been more misused up until now.

Ben Arfa's poor centrally. This guy isn't poor there, by all accounts.

Shredder.

Said.

On a lot of roids, like.

Was that Yorkie?

I've been. Say something. I don't have to.

Is or was a Captain I think.

Some of the horrid, virginal little bastards who turn up in these audiences, man.

Can't stand Barton but he wasn't fair off with the ladyboy thing.

Decent choice if Liverpool badly need to go direct late on in games, mind. Something they struggled with in a couple of key fixtures.

Hatem couldn't imitate Colo without some sort of sick mask.

16/1 is an OK price for us spending as much as Benzema would cost in the next 3 transfer windows.