Ronaldo

No. They finished on 52 goals.

Simeone, man. Such a big ponce.

Where'd he go anyway? Burnley?

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/shola-ameobi-talentspotter#FvsV2dAY8CVU10ya.99 13 years later it still hasn't.

Yet Ryder will no doubt have one hell of a defence for him on Monday. Hope he falls out the window, the fat detestable c***. Which floor, Ronnie? How many is there? The top one.

Yet Ryder will no doubt have one hell of a defence for him on Monday. Hope he falls out the window, the fat detestable cunt.

Derby look classy. I really hope they come up, and not just because it'll keep the filth of Wigan and QPR where they belong.

Nice guy, horrific footballer who has perfectly symbolised the decline of NUFC in the last decade. Fuck off.

Except Sherwood puts his team out to win every game by attacking the opposition.

'Correct football' - TRon.

His hip fell off and hit Dowd in the face.

Find me 2 minutes of goalkeeping that bad.

Plenty will get in, man.

Please let this be the end. I can't think of a much better sight than him trotting around in someone else's shirt next season.

Fair play to him for his ambition. Doesn't mean I have to like that he tried to leave my club at the end of August to achieve it.

Based on nowt, really.

£60 on City -1 and Liverpool -2.

I don't hope he misses the WC, like. But at the same time I don't actively want much success for someone who tried to force his way out at the end of August. For Arsenal of all clubs.

It's Carroll, it probably is from tonight tbh. Fucking hell Mole. Yeah I know it's Carroll He was implying Carroll has previous in this area.

That would just make the Ben Arfa chants louder, and that's the last thing Pardew wants.

You say that, but we could all come up with names like Sissoko, Debuchy, Cabaye, MYM etc. All 4 players had been mentioned on here long before they were signed.

OK, and it was excellent work. I wouldn't call uncovering that someone's available for far less than they're worth good scouting, though. Forensic accounting is more accurate.

What would you call it then? http://m.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/super-scout-graham-carr-lifts-lid-on-newcastle-united-s-transfer-process-1-4412399 Not sure, but signing Cabaye based on the fact he was available for £4m isn't the product of good scouting. Everyone could've told you that a highly rated 25-year-old France international available for that price was a must sign.

Doesn't the club employ a group of people who investigate and suggest players based on their contractual vulnerability? Either way I wouldn't call it scouting.

Like cabaye you mean? Everyone on here with a hint of footballing knowledge knew who Yohan Cabaye was when we signed him, man. As if you could attribute that signing to good scouting.