Ronaldo

No.

Nani nearly scored? Christ.

If your using your DOF as the man who brings players into the club then he would have been a good choice because of the type of players he eyes. As it happens Wise was responsible for bringing players in and he eyes the polar opposite of what Keegan eyes, it was always going to end in disaster. It would be like buying a Maserati to transport furniture. Keegan's too good to be a glorified scout.

Shearer's too thick for words, like.

This Keegan for DOF drivel again. Quality. He's a tactician and a man manager for the love of Christ.

Anyone but Wigan and QPR.

Out with Colo?

No we won't.

He'll get it all wrong, as per.

He'd not really start any in the PL. Far too much of an individual for a team like that. He's suited to being to main man at a club outside the big boys, not a cog.

There is no debate. He's our best player and I love him but he'd never break into a team with those two strikers plus Sterling and Coutinho. He'd be on the bench.

'Somewhere' is far more likely, tbh. He wouldn't get a game at Liverpool.

He was singing a rude song about Pardew.

No. He'd benefit from it, obviously, but he's mainly about getting the right service from out wide.

Boss who relies on service. Ashley Young and Nani don't cut the mustard in that department. Probably the best poacher around, and is actually better with his back to goal than he ever gets credit for. Whether there's sufficient scope for that type of player is up for debate, though.

I'm not. If Pardew's still here it'll just be another cower 'n' bottle fest.

Proud of those who left. The vast majority of the rest can fuck right off.

Yeah. Forget it. Sorry. Actually I'm not sorry. I'm supremely glad Liverpool and Chelsea will win fuck all this season, even if it means those plastic bastards do.

Nah. We need Liverpool in with a chance come Sunday to cut through us like warm butter.

Nah, it's a brilliant header. Perfectly placed with the right pace. It was a good header but Howard did not need to dive like that should have been a routine stop. Something going on today with Howard. Him being fairly shit probably has something to do with it. Nah. This something different. He's usually decent.

Nah, it's a brilliant header. Perfectly placed with the right pace. It was a good header but Howard did not need to dive like that should have been a routine stop. Something going on today with Howard.

Tyler's looking for some rope.

Eerie how keepers often seem to dive the wrong way against City in must win games. See Kenny, Paddy. £££££

GET THE FUCK IN. Listen to Tyler.

For the love of god.