Ronaldo

Gotta respect Lee 'exposes himself while playing snooker' Clark.

Yeah but none of this makes any sense.

Fulham to beat Palace on the last day plus Cardiff to dick us next week.

Bye bye, Norwich.

Fucking brilliant.

Gorgeous. X

Fans expectations. What cunts were are to expect not to get embarrassed every week.

We didn't qualify twice for the CL, like.

What was said, dude?

If you're going to fall down on purpose you're asking the referee to see past the contact and book you.

Owen advocating diving again. When will he just die?

I suspect Lerner's contacts might run a little further than Ashley's book of cronies and people he hasn't f***ed over yet. All Ashley needs to do is hire an investment banker (barclays, jpm, merrill, etc) or a broker and value would get set, they'd go after specific clients etc who had the cash to do it and they could get it out there. It honestly is that simple...its up to the fat man to actually agree to a value or reach out to the right banker/broker to get it done. I think he's waiting around for someone looking to make a hobby out of it to buy it for more than it's worth. Until then he'll just sit on it while it makes a decent profit.

Lee Dixon still has the best OG ever.

Ryder and Shearer. The pair of them make me want to vomit.

Think I'd rather use that space for something a bit more worthwhile, like.

Better off playing roulette, mate.

Staggering how the attendances are no less than in Bobby's era. Some have very valid excuses to do with family and the like but the vast majority are just too stupid or too set in their ways for fucking words.

You'd prefer AIDS, seriously?

I only watched that for the first time this morning. Fantastic stuff. Interesting what he says about needing at least 4-5 natural vocal leaders on the pitch to get anywhere. Completely agree and the daft buggers who go on about 'leadership by example' should be made to watch it 10 times.

Replacement for Perch or even Tiote I'd be OK with. Anything more and it's a pisstake.

Nothing we don't know, like.

Poor bloke. Awful for Barca, too.

Great players? Steady on.

Yeah, Giggs is scum.

Jordan, top man.