Ronaldo

Who'd be stupid enough?

Great captain, though.

He really is a shithouse, like. Nothing about him whatsoever.

Too many pacifist arseholes like that trio on here.

Play well?

Not even sure there's any point any more. The fans are fucking dickless.

His best contribution all season.

The crowd are shit, man. Not a word all afternoon.

Apparently a man just threw a bottle of water onto the pitch.

Gouffran's so shit.

Why do Swansea always look to slow things down? Awful.

I've never seen two such crap PL teams on the same pitch.

What are you on about? I rate AOC and think he'll be something pretty special in time, but Sterling's better. That simple.

Terry would play if asked, I bet. Should be him and Cahill at CB, like. They've been so good together this season.

Swansea have been criminally shit, but tellingly look dangerous every time the ball gets put into the box.

Shola's a nice bloke but I really wish he didn't exist.

Why did you celebrate our goal at all if you presumably want us to lose?

GET IN YOU FUCKING BEAUTY!!!

Because you know it let's Pardew off the hook. As expected he's has no criticism from the home crowd yet either Ignore the fucking idiot, man.

If Laudrup was still there, they would be easily 10 points better off. Who knows what went on there. They were crap this season with him.

Swansea are abysmal.

Piss off.

Not if we get stuffed.

Yeah, look where those wins got us.