Ronaldo

So almost getting close to 1 in 2 in France makes him a 1 in 2 striker. I see.

Most of the journos before he arrived commented on how much he improved since being put up front, but ignore that... Ronaldo has already been told this but seems to have a very short memory, I suppose the 500 punches to the head per sparring session will do that. Nah, Ronaldo just knows 73 goals in 299 games isn't quite 1 in 2. I thought the word 'striker' would have been enough but next time I will try and be a little more specific for those (you) who seem to struggle with comprehension If you think there's evidence to suggest he's a 1 in 2 striker, let's hear it.

Most of the journos before he arrived commented on how much he improved since being put up front, but ignore that... Ronaldo has already been told this but seems to have a very short memory, I suppose the 500 punches to the head per sparring session will do that. Nah, Ronaldo just knows 73 goals in 299 games isn't quite 1 in 2.

Don't make me laugh.

Couldn't lead a scout troop.

1 in 2 striker.

If we had any leadership on the pitch at all apart from Mike fucking Williamson I'd agree. If we had better players we could put John Carver in charge, what difference would it make? A lot, I'd think.

They're all on his side, man. Every one of them. He lets them cut corners and they love him for it. Cowards.

If we had any leadership on the pitch at all apart from Mike fucking Williamson I'd agree.

Hang on, he made 2 great saves. Doesn't mean it was a fantastic performance by any stretch of the imagination.

9.

Dreadful dive from Rosicky.

8.5 for Elliott?

No point even typing that.

Had it on in the background. They looked incredibly poor.

You know the score mate. We'll dick the likes of Crystal Palace 1-0 and all will be forgotten.

Who said that? A SD insider apparently.

Well I'm considerably richer thanks to us being shit.

He has improved. He's not good enough, though. None of the CBs are.

'Ashley doesn't do embarrassment.'

They did what we haven't, they sacked Pardew. And they've got better players.

Our players are gutless. Comes down to far more than the manager this fucking shit.

As if all of 4 of this lot are rated on here.

Coloccini and Williamson, man.

MYM looks slow.