Ronaldo

Keeping Marley.

I'm not saying that's a bad idea, but fucking hell, we're so useless it's depressing.

You need serious help.

Eh?

The above.

They've got a manager they seem to like but it looks like they've done that at Villa. Spent loads under Marty, now rarely spend money. What point are you trying to make? When Doug Ellis started taking money out of Villa they stopped going. Our fans just seem to enjoy it more.

I wish I could enjoy it more but all it essentially means is City and Chelsea will dominate. They're even worse.

Conversely Carrick making out Sturridge had dived and appealing to the ref when he had indeed fouled him. Yep, I hate diving more than appealing for stuff in general though. It's just so much more embarrassing for grown men to be involved in, and is much more anti-sport IMO. Bit rich coming from the grown man who was scared to finish American Psycho, like.

The vast majority of PL regular clubs wouldn't stand for what our fucking lot have. Not Villa, not Everton, not West Ham.

Not a chance.

Mike Dean's brilliant, man.

He's either doing it for attention or he needs to be sectioned.

Ah, yes, this 'Ronaldo was a WUM for rating Coloccini back when we signed him' business.

Garbage, man. We can't keep putting all our stock in one striker because we become fucking toothless when the inevitable happens. We need three goal threats out there at a minimum.

Show me where I aimed my post at everyone? I didn't and only one person made that assumption, do you get it now? One poster who has a history of absurd statements advocates dropping Krul and you don't quite get it. I'll leave it there.

Only one person's saying it. Do you get it now?

I've seen nowt to suggest he's more of a goal threat.

Thing is, as much as I like him, we can't afford to compound our crap midfield with a striker who doesn't score.

Gouffran's too good in the Jonas role - ie grafting without creating a fucking thing - for them to play him up front.

Scary thing is he's still our best striker by far with Remy injured.

Against Hull he linked up better with Remy than any other strike partnership has done for us in absolutely years. Give over man. I know, man, what utter shite.

Everything went through Bellamy when he was here. I hate that you've brought him into this.