Ronaldo

Feel like I'm about an hour into watching Groundhog Day reading that.

Can't have Dortmund going through instead of Real, man. Worked out fine last year. I watched the final on my phone while drinking and playing darts. Can't have that fucking all-German rubbish again. Too much fan involvement and sensible ownership ey? Rotten state of affairs. The key to entertaining football. Ah shit man. I totally forgot Dortmund were horrific to watch. My apologies sir. They're not, just not what I'm into.

Alan McInally on Di Maria's penalty miss: "The good thing for the keeper is that he dives the right way, he guesses the right way."

Can't have Dortmund going through instead of Real, man. Worked out fine last year. I watched the final on my phone while drinking and playing darts. Can't have that fucking all-German rubbish again. Too much fan involvement and sensible ownership ey? Rotten state of affairs. The key to entertaining football.

You need help, mate. http://www.gamblersanonymous.org.uk/

Can't have Dortmund going through instead of Real, man. Worked out fine last year. I watched the final on my phone while drinking and playing darts. Can't have that fucking all-German rubbish again.

He's behind Pep and Carlo. So he should be beating PSG with that squad, tbh.

Remember Ancelotti's PSG going at Barca last year. Not a hint of that tonight. Negative crap, really.

Can't have Dortmund going through instead of Real, man.

Ah, bollocks. Least I won money.

Come on PSG!

We had 21 points from around 22 games with those two starting every week. Pards.

Doesn't bring other players into play enough for that system. Interesting to see which incredibly rich and obscure side he signs for in the summer.

2 mins added time at Dortmund. Unusual.

I hope PSG score with one second remaining.

Verratti will be far better in a couple of years with regular football, though. at. The. Moment. I know, I'm just saying there's a valid reason to be starting Verratti over him......at the moment.

Verratti will be far better in a couple of years with regular football, though.

Yes, he's very arousing.

Time for CR7, surely?

Plays for Man United innit, must be a top top top drawer player. Yorkie rates him. A little too much but I agree with him in that he should play against the better oppositions.

GOD ALMIGHTY.

Unless you're a good team, then it usually is.

Bale just nearly scored a ridiculous goal.

And got away with it, big time.