Ronaldo

Eh? But half of their starting line-up play for us. Wink wink.

Over the last 5 seasons his average is over 25.

Just what I was thinking, edge of the box when crosses are going between keeper and defence. Ridiculous.

Fucking brilliant by Theo.

I really can't believe anyone from the "Golden Generation" is still with the team, barring Ashley Cole. I can; the new breed are generally pretty average. Gerrard's totally done, though.

What a waste of space Gerrard is. Sack the cunt off.

utter tripe. Ignore him, man. Thick as pig's muck.

Hart letting England down yet again.

There isn't a country in Europe that doesn't.

Why shouldn't it. He is a good player. We should have someone better, but he's a good player and by no means a weakness within that Xl.

Nick's talking to his laywer. He wouldn't be doing himself any favours appearing fine on live TV 30 mins after the event.

Brilliant.

Why was the silly old bugger up a ladder anyway?

The can of Carlsberg absolutely makes that picture.

I don't think selling Andy Carroll for twice what he's worth justifies coming out with crap like 'we're extremely lucky that nobody has come in for Cheick Tiote'.

Crazy that, man. Especially given the fact that Remy and Cisse will be starting and it's creativity we'll need for those two. Gouffran creates nowt.

£20m? You what?

He really needs to be getting close to 20 goals in all competitions to justify his selection.

He is on the right. Otherwise it would be Dummett Right Back and Yanga mbiwa Left back. Look who is the sharpest now. Me. Thanks.

Other than the fact you're not the sharpest, why's Debuchy on the LW?

I'd have Marveaux in our lineup ahead of Jonas, Tiote and Anita, don't get me wrong.

I'd have certainly taken him. Massive improvement on Shola.

I do too. Disgusting.