Ronaldo

Irony.

Tiote at home. Aye, right. Stick Jonas in too while we're at it.

Not ecstatic about him deciding to put Tiote on at 1-1, like.

He's a drunk.

3 good games.

OK if some people are so very sensitive to the c word maybe we should just call Ashley a corpulent southern leech. I'm not sensitive to it, it's just inaccurate. Who gives a shit where he's from anyway?

That is bullshit, man. Especially about Parker.

Oh, now you've done it. Aren't you Chinese though, Oldtype?

You what?

I can't believe there was a time I didn't like Inochi.

Love it when David gets all technical. Really knows his football.

All of the quickest men in the world are about his size. I'll never get why so many comments like this exist.

To be fair to the Mole, we know he's a very limited DM and we know he was mostly a sub for Twente. I doubt they brought him on when they badly needed a spark of creativity or added goal threat.

He's done OK up against very little, to be honest.

Shearer's probably told him he's all left foot.

I have a feeling some poor full back's gonna show him far too much outside soon and he'll rattle one in the corner with his right.

It does, but it's a judgment thing. He's still an absolute kid for a defender.

Sissoko will be marking all the tall forwards I'd think. I also think it'll cost us goals, tbh.

Fair point.

Krul made 2 mistakes that should've led to 2 goals. If you'll give him a pass for that you may as well just not bother. Great keeper but was poor yesterday.

He's about as shit a footballer as Shola too. Steady on, man.

Pardew wasn't even here when we first got Ben Arfa.

He's going to be such a god, man.

He will.