Ronaldo

Shawcross is a good defender also, tbh. No idea why he gets so much shit on here, other than playing for Stoke.

I'd take a natural beauty over a piece of purchased sprayed slap any day of the week.

Yet Crouch has the better looking missus Does he bollocks, man.

Drogba's scoring record against us suggests otherwise, but he did have a couple of good games against him.

He's not a winger either, though. He's like the lad who turns up just to make the numbers up, knows it, and runs round like a little dog all game.

He's a far more polished version of Bassong.

He did indeed. He's doing very well so far. Well done, Rob.

I think he's fucking great, man. Give him decent service and he'll score 1 in 2 at worst.

Good to see people have figured him out. I do like him and appreciate that there's a time and place for him, but he simply isn't a good footballer and starting him and Jonas against a team like Stoke at home is asking to piss points away.

Love him these days. Quality.

Nah' you're just generally a bad judge of player. Or a WUM. Suspect the latter, actually. I've been right about him all season though, to be fair. If that's wumming, fair play.

3 goals in his last 3 games against Stoke.

Said it a million fucking times on here; you cannot play him in games like this at home. He does nothing but create problems.

He really will look so much better with Hatem on the pitch, though. The service today was awful.

Through the middle, off the bench.

Zactly.

Sad thing is he would have improved us today. What a ludicrous thing to come out with, man. The Owen of 2009 wouldn't have improved us, let alone now.

Utterly shit.

Ridiculous challenge aside those 2 have been some of our better players. The pair of them are the biggest reason we don't win games like this.

He makes up for it with his top passing and goal threat.

Nah, he's great man. Great player, gives fouls away and looks hard.

Disgraceful.

Pretty sure Rob Elliott could. Oi...4 posts up Sorry, bro. X

Pretty sure Rob Elliott could.

Beyond a joke now, like.