Ronaldo

Just what I was thinking. Proper throwback winger.

Not enough cohesion. Apart from that it's OK.

I'm like a kid at Christmas before these games, man. I fucking love being back in Europe.

Jonas was bloody useless against Sunderland. Anyone thinking he was 'crucial against difficult opposition' in that game needs something checked.

He came over, applauded the fans and then left. Many players didn't even do that, and unsurprisingly they weren't even mentioned.

I think we'll dick them.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12876_5402270,00.html How far we've come, bloody hell thank f*** we didn't sell him. Reminds me of this match report: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/5380230/Aston-Villa-1-Newcastle-United-0-Match-report.html Mostly lies and journo bias, like. Wanker.

Is it the new one in Walkden?

Bigi will sort the job.

I'd love to see him in training. He must just shit the bed every single time he drives through the gates.

Apologies, dude.

The former would've come with experience, and experience of playing alongside good defenders. Injuries ruined that.

He did... Funny that. Peacock's wife used to go to the same gym in Newburn. She had terrible problems with bad skin on her legs.

Howey was by far the more naturally talented defender.

Memory. I think it was Spurs in the league cup in 2008 (1-2) that he briefly flashed them when getting off the bench to replace Duff.

Not even having hands like a frying pan could help Forster there. Shame.

Also has the best abs at the club. Gotta count for something.

Shola - even without hips - would easily wipe the floor with Tiote.

:lol: Looks like an episode of Father Ted with those two in the background.

Steady on.

Deserves to start.

He's hit 30 at exactly the right time, like. If you know what I mean.

Do you rate him, Madras?

Not that that's saying much. Since Shearer we've had some dreadful ones.

When did you become so rubbish and serious, KI? I got banned for defending you, ya big tart.