Ronaldo

I'd love to see him in training. He must just shit the bed every single time he drives through the gates.

Apologies, dude.

The former would've come with experience, and experience of playing alongside good defenders. Injuries ruined that.

He did... Funny that. Peacock's wife used to go to the same gym in Newburn. She had terrible problems with bad skin on her legs.

Howey was by far the more naturally talented defender.

Memory. I think it was Spurs in the league cup in 2008 (1-2) that he briefly flashed them when getting off the bench to replace Duff.

Not even having hands like a frying pan could help Forster there. Shame.

Also has the best abs at the club. Gotta count for something.

Shola - even without hips - would easily wipe the floor with Tiote.

:lol: Looks like an episode of Father Ted with those two in the background.

Steady on.

Deserves to start.

He's hit 30 at exactly the right time, like. If you know what I mean.

Do you rate him, Madras?

Not that that's saying much. Since Shearer we've had some dreadful ones.

When did you become so rubbish and serious, KI? I got banned for defending you, ya big tart.

Has for some time. Oh, how I was laughed at when I said that 3 years back.

Seriously hope that tool encounters a nutcase Sheff Wed fan in prison.

Hope he starts the next few games.

Mike f***ing Dean? That bottling c***'s the last person you want as poster boy for Premier League refereeing: http://m1.tv2sport.dk/sites/default/files/styles/640x360/public/DavidLuizDembaBa.jpg?1322924493 Got a decision wrong = bottling c***? Dean's as assertive and fair as refs come. He's the best in the league by a distance. You said Howard was a few months back. Nah. Like him as a bloke, not a ref.

Don't you agree with him on this occasion? No, I think it's a stupid 'challenge' and a yellow.

Shearer's a dreadful pundit and always has been. Like it matters what rubbish he comes out with.

Is this a well choreographed wind-up or what?

Clearly.

Actually, he didn't. Bowyer left in the summer of 2006 before Roeder started his first season as permanent manager.