Ronaldo

Am I really the only one that thinks Bigi should start?

Bigi ahead of Perch please.

15 attempts, man. What a guy.

yes, not the finished article by any means but has all the attributes and is quickly coming to grips with the premier league. wish he'd shoot now and again though when he cuts in as he could easily have had a couple of goals last season with the positions he got himself in. If Madras rates him, he really is a player.

Played very well.

Can't argue with the group table.

This is the Obertan I wanted to start on Sunday.

Perch has been f***ing s*** tonight, like.

The most dangerous player in their side not being tracked into the 6-yard box.

Christ.

Based on what? One save? He's kidding. I hope.

Fantastic stuff. We need to see more of it from Obertan because he's perfect for counterattacking stuff like that.

I'd take Tiote off before Anita. At least Anita looks to get forward.

Meet their destiny. 22 bouncers kicking a muddy ball all over the shop in front of a couple of big sheds.

Just a real lack of a cutting edge. But it's been nice to watch.

Just what I was thinking. Proper throwback winger.

Not enough cohesion. Apart from that it's OK.

I'm like a kid at Christmas before these games, man. I fucking love being back in Europe.

Jonas was bloody useless against Sunderland. Anyone thinking he was 'crucial against difficult opposition' in that game needs something checked.

He came over, applauded the fans and then left. Many players didn't even do that, and unsurprisingly they weren't even mentioned.

I think we'll dick them.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12876_5402270,00.html How far we've come, bloody hell thank f*** we didn't sell him. Reminds me of this match report: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/5380230/Aston-Villa-1-Newcastle-United-0-Match-report.html Mostly lies and journo bias, like. Wanker.

Is it the new one in Walkden?

Bigi will sort the job.