Ronaldo

Quite funny this, given how much Demba's being using Twitter to depict Senegal in a positive light.

It was Barry's penalty miss that accomplished that. I remember being actually p*ssed off when it went over. God, I hated that useless c*** (Souness).

Gosling will step up.

Drogba is such a great man.

There's no reason we can't play both and alternate them in a 4-3-3.

Did that actually happen?

Was just thinking the same. What would put you off anyway, his beard?

This is rubbish.

There's a Ronaldo up there, too? Christ.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-wonga-shirt-sponsors-spark-1367970 labour MP with a pair of platinum tickets. what a c*** he sounds, complaining about this deal. aye, spending his wage on something he likes, what a c*** Ian Lavery's a total joker:

How could anyone not like Benitez, man?

I'd play Obertan and Hatem either side of Ba for this one. No reason Shola and Cisse can't be introduced fairly early in the second half if it's not working.

Ba was just absolutely knackered at the end of last season. The same will happen this campaign, by the way.

Steve Harduper. Took me literally 10 seconds, before you start.

Wonga Ameobi?

Ba's no poacher. He's most effective when he's just behind someone who'll make himself a target and hold the ball up. Obviously, that isn't Cisse.

One down.

See no reason why one of them can't been put out wide, again. As a front 2 they'll never work.

Bird can't even get our current sponsor right. Pathetic wanker that he is.

Read the article. They both have a very good chance.

Not by you, sir, and I'd argue you're the barometer of all that's fair on here.

Competent backup doesn't get embarrassed repeatedly by the likes of Kevin Doyle and Billy Paynter. If he didn't have a really good attitude he'd be called worse than muck on here.