Ronaldo

I think we're weaker than when the window opened, personally. No excuse for it whatsoever.

No it doesn't. Just if we want to achieve something.

Oh good, the free transfers list again. I'm almost grateful we didn't get 3rd. These cunts don't deserve it.

Is that a real tweet?

We have? There's just as much ammunition to argue that our success is in spite of our 'business model'.

They aren't. They are paying over the odds just to stay up. West Ham will achieve f*** all this season but they've bought enough goals to avoid relegation. As opposed to us, who sold our only PL standard striker in the January transfer window during our first season back? It's relentless, this nonsense. Thats not really a great example of a poor move on our behalf is it given the long term result. Which long term result? The £35m still hasn't been spent.

They aren't. They are paying over the odds just to stay up. West Ham will achieve f*** all this season but they've bought enough goals to avoid relegation. As opposed to us, who sold our only PL standard striker in the January transfer window during our first season back? It's relentless, this nonsense.

He's going to look silly regardless, tbh.

Not saying it's a wise move on their part. It's just sad that clubs like Fulham, West Ham and Reading are demonstrating more ambition than us.

Kick in the bollocks, like. It's a joke that we literally can't compete with most of the Premier League in the transfer market despite having one of the largest turnovers. West Ham, ffs.

Tbf Robert had loads of poor corners, absolutely loads but when it worked it really, really worked. Always tried to impart a lot of topspin on them. Christ, what I've give for that man right now.

Behind the striker will be his postion, like.

God. Needs more experience before a role like that. lol but srsly, what's up now? With me? Nowt. Just answering your question bruv.

God.

Christ.

Seemed to be playing alongside Ba. Looks a little nervous at times with his touch and finishing but I still think he will end up more of a forward than a midfielder. Yep.

That's a car crash of a post. It's not even a car crash, it's a f***ing jumbo jet crashing into an orphanage of a post. That's funny.

Hard to say isn't it, could be that there are less options for us now we are looking for a higher standard of player. No point buying a RB unless he's a lot lot better than Simpson. [insert joke about how that's not hard here] Either you're on the payroll or you're not all there.

As much as the lad can look like a League 1 player at times, Pardew can and will get the best out of him. On his day he's unstoppable.

The irony of Carroll saving the transfer window for us all.

Nothing we didn't really know already. Ryan Taylor started how many PL games last season?

You forgot certain games in the 2nd half of that season, though. So you agree, one good season?

Course he does. The first half of 2010-11 is his only good spell of football since 2006.

I reckon it'll be far too good for a small club like ours to turn down.