Ronaldo

He was, let's be honest. Whoever gives him his next job will be making a mistake.

By blasting the ball over the bar?

He wasn't poor, to be fair. He was fucking abysmal.

You and your Gerrard love, man. He was average at best. I thought his leadership was superb and he kept things ticking over, he also didn't over try the Hollywood passes. It was the kind of England performance that I've been wanting to see from Lumplard for years but unfortunately he hasn't Gerrard's quality, either technically in that position, or indeed mentally. Nice try.

Yeah, he did fine.

Good player, but reckon Danny Simpson probably gives you more in an attacking sense.

Give over. Better than Milner today? Surely. He can't run, man. Might as well suggest Ryan Taylor.

You and your Gerrard love, man. He was average at best.

Give over.

GET IN!

Of course he is.

Is Gerrard even playing?

Never would've guessed it was him, like.

Are you supporting England this tournament now btw? Supporting is too strong a word. Following? I'm following it all, to be honest. I'd like England to win, but if Austria were here I'd be supporting them.

Are you supporting England this tournament now btw? Supporting is too strong a word.

3 world class players is OK.

I wish people like you would fuck right off. Sorry.

Nice.

LOLOL.

Where's that nonsense from?

Well that's where you make them.

Can you smell gas? I'll pop over and get some ruby grapefruit juice. That'll help, too.

Is dere more to Ireland dan dis?

Given's such a gay. Good bloke, though.

I went absolutely mad when that happened.