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I'd guess there are a few decent Championship keepers that would gladly sit on the bench for us, like.

Hopefully Carroll remembers how useless a boss Allardyce is.

There are big flaws in Jonas' game which prevent from being an all-rounder. Defensively he's very accomplished for his position, so he's a must against the rest of the top 6.

Jonas stands out like a sore thumb in that, which speaks for itself because he's not a 'bad' player.

Feel for him. He's not one of those cunts content with just picking up a salary.

For such an experienced player, he does make some very nervy mistakes. I wish you lot would listen to me! Said it before, and i will say it again. He is s****. He might be struggling now but he has been a good keeper for us when called upon for a long time. If Elliot fails to step up (too early to tell yet) and anything happens to Krul (please god no!) then you might appreciate what we had all these years while Harper chose to stay rather than going elsewhere to be first choice. Well said.

You'd hope so. Can't imagine a fairer way than that.

Vuckic is going to be a god in League One.

Gosling is going to be a fine, fine player. Just hope it's for us.

Williams is better than Williamson and at least on a par with Taylor.

I love that shirt, man. Adorable.

He doesn't look tall, like. I'd be surprised if he's 6'.

His form hasn't been awful. Even without his strong contribution for England last month.

He's been saying or at least strongly implying he wants to stay all summer.

He's good enough to start for us. Not as first choice but he's in a different league to Williamson.

That's the thing, though; Taylor's about as reliable with injuries as Ledley King.

He's far better than that club.

Hated him as a player but by all accounts down here in Manchester he's a really good guy.

Should've beaten him up and taken his milk money.

Bout time you replaced Enrique with Santon and Ginola with Robert, KI.

How do players who can't kick with both feet either foot get on in Brazil?

I think we got the balance just about right last season. You can't use Ba as a target man, though, that's for sure.

Rather hoof the ball every chance we get than play like Swansea.

Yeah, if only.