Ronaldo

He didn't, though.

Don't think that'd quite work, somehow.

It's already been acknowledged that there is a clause.

They even added a goal to his tally, just for encouragement purposes. I swear if I ever got a media accreditation I'd go around abusing these wankers.

With Drogba out, Torres knows he's the #1 guy up top. For all the criticism he got, the lad didn't have a poor year. Just couldn't get boot on ball. I have faith he'll start finding the back of the net again next season. Mata----Torres-----Hulk ---------Hazard---------- ---Romeu---Ramires--- As if Romeu will start, man.

It definitely wasn't, like.

"Great for use at home or for starting banter at work."

For 7 mill??? He was one of the best strikers in PL before AC, and he'll be one of the best when the next season begins . Cannot believe that some are so relaxed about his departure. He'll be hard to replace. I'm not relaxed. I'd love him to stay and would hate to see him go.

You're an arsehole, then.

At least four of them wouldn't get into our team.

Lampard should be knighted.

That's another thing. Danny fucking Guthrie is far better.

I love Billy, but he doesn't like Frank and it pisses me right off.

You and your Lampard hatred, man. Give it up.

Surely they can do better than Ba, though?

He'd be an utter dickhead to go to Spurs. Why would Spurs even want him?

Madness.

Such a player. We should set up to get the very best out of him and Lampard, and we'll do well.

He'd be played ahead of Tevez anyway.

Just a bit, like.

Wow.

Well done, Dave. There was a more solid source towards the end of July if memory serves.

Ibrahimovic to City?

African accent: "Give it to me! GIVE IT TO ME I SAID!"