Ronaldo

Absolute bollocks that like. Complete and utter tosh.

Sensible edit. I edited nowt, Porkie.

Except the fact he's a good young player.

Yeah, I think so too.

He'd have had more chance than that t*** Shearer. Hardly a controversial opinion that Kinnear is a better manager than Shearer, like.

Jonas is so lovable.

Why Ladbrokes? Their odds are always fucking dreadful.

My lasting memory of him will be that Doncaster goal, for which Harewood (during one of his first starts) ran 30 yards to give him a right bollocking. Funny stuff.

Exactly, it's an absurd choice. Joe Hart all day long for me, said the same last time. Hart as captain, really? Personally, I really don't see him as leadership material. Prefer him over an average footballer and a cunt to boot.

He's a defender, for Christ's sake.

Didn't easily get in to our championship side. We weren't a Championship side. We were a Premiership side playing in the Championship. Yeah, especially with Fitz Hall keeping him out at the back. Doesn't get more Premier League than that.

Oh good, the nonsense about Swansea playing 'attractive stuff' is back.

Kalou's more versatile and a far better athlete. If we're going to persist with 4-3-3 Kalou would be a very good addition.

:lol: Brilliant.

He's more suited than Ba to a 4-3-3 and could do OK in a 4-4-2 instead of Jonas.

Has he officially left? Time to crack open the champagne.

It was brilliant.

For who exactly? The transfer fee is no more outrageous than the likes of Berbatov, who was similarly unproven. Eh?

Yeah, that's exactly the same. Carrick has been treated dreadfully by a number of England managers.

Yeah, they've only won the Premier League and the Champions League in the last month, why would they take their last opportunity to play in a international tournament?

He really is. Fucking sucks not being able to support your country, man. Fuck them all straight to hell.

Not sure I give a shit about this anymore. No way I can watch the group games wi my mates, that's for sure.

Can't see him as a top flight manager, like. Too meek and diminutive.

Aye, stupid fat Titus with more resources than and you and your perverted mind could imagine in a month of Sundays. Tread carefully, perv.