Ronaldo

Quite surprising that so many of their players struggle to settle, like.

We do.

What a tool.

Is he not?

Technical.

You moan on about us not being Swansea from dawn till dusk yet champion a full back who by your own admission can't play football. Odd.

Beat those people.

That was a great performance. Bellamy especially.

No virtually about it - the ref blew literally the second the ball thumped the adverstising hoarding.

Looks after himself; drinks only very, very fine wine. Love that ep.

Well Guardiola is just wrong on this one. Nice of him though. Capello, clearly.

You'd have loved the woman who sat behind me during the Wolves game. It was almost as if she'd read that 'Football For Women' publication from the 5-a-side episode of Father Ted - every fucking stupid cliche possible, including 'go wide, go wide'. Right at the end she showed a hint of originality with 'Ben Arfa is crap, man'.

Hope not, all the other players will want the same and the club will do a Portsmouth.

Howlers or subtle positional errors by defenders usually equate to the same end result. The only good thing about subtlety is the chance of some idiot like Allardyce or Warnock taking him off our hands one day.

Not his fault Williamson can't deal with his man.

Milan - Barca on paper is very interesting.

He's scared of the ball, Ian. His technique is crap.

One of my season tickets is situated in row JJ and pretty much central in the Gallowgate. Absolutely the most perfect view in the stadium in my view - and not just beacause my name is on the seat. You can see everything and the best action is usually pretty close.

Is that even Pieters? Oh, and it says Coloccini has been given a major pay rise. Surely not?

I have 2, but with me living away my mam/dad/sister/her fiance usually take them when I'm not up, and I only changed my plans to accomodate traveling back to the toon 2 hours back.

Just got a ticket reet low down in the Gallowgate. Love sitting close to the pitch.

O'Brien was at least a goal threat.

Aguero's the man.