Ronaldo

I'm not sure it's right for us to be abusing him, like. It's become fairly clear that there's something wrong the bloke. He's not all there.

Been crap for 2 years. Aye, it's a shame he's a massive c***. Could have done well in the PL. The ability is still there, no question. Is it bollocks, he's bloody useless.

In fairness, it was only against Leeds.

Arshavin's been a lot better tonight? He's been absolute crap from start to finish.

Wenger hasn't half bought a load of crap, like.

Fair f***ing play to Thierry, man.

Owen scored twice against this load of shit, no reason Henry can't.

This is the best team, by the way.

Ruiz has been good.

Krul Raylor Williamson Coloccini Santon Ben Arfa Cabaye Vuckic Jonas Best Ameobi

That stupid cunt Oliver Holt called Dyer a 'great signing'.

Where is Christmas Tree?

When teams park the bus we struggle. The lack of penetration from the wide men is chiefly to blame for that.

Shut the fuck up with this bullshit, man.

Liverpool and Everton.

No we couldn't.

Think I'd rather play Gosling in CM.

Alcohol in moderation is good for your long-term health. But even that depends on the type of alcohol that you consume. Beer certainly isn't. Wine is, and whiskey to an extent. But for an athlete, there's no point in giving a s*** about what's going to happen to you at 60 because your career is too short. Any alcohol consumed causes dehydration and will affect many things like your sleep pattern, which is why the top athletes don't drink any alcohol during their season. I'd submit that fairly infrequent alcohol consumption is good for immediate psychological wellbeing, for a lot of people, anyway.

Rodallega, man.

The only reason he'd ever say that is because Pardew put him on a f***ing pedestal in the first place, saying he's "only ever a number 10 behind the striker" and all that. Ben Arfa's never had a problem playing on the wings before. Very strange. Again, Pardew never said that. "The only position he'll play for me is behind the striker."

True. If that was the plan we would have kept Enrique or Carroll or Barton or ... Barton doesn't deserve to be in that list. Barton's found his level. I'm not taking about his level or his character, but he starting talking about the board's lack of ambition, which eventually lead to him going away. He stays on that list. His ambition correlates with Queens Park fkin Rangers. I'm glad his definition of the word is different to that of NUFC.

True. If that was the plan we would have kept Enrique or Carroll or Barton or ... Barton doesn't deserve to be in that list. Barton's found his level.

Significant, not strange.

His best achievement was nearly getting relegated with half the current England team. That never happened.