Ronaldo

Superb finish by Lampard, like.

Shearer's so crap.

Sambo.

Duff's a cunt playing for a cunt's club.

Christ, that really is terrible.

Does that take into account the goals scored as a sub? Nail on head, stats like that are cringeworthy man. I'd like to bet that if you did take away goals scored from the bench he'd have a 1 in 3 record. Not looking so 'shocking and truly terrible' then. Would love to see him go to Scotland before he retires and run up some serious lols. Less than 40 Premier League goals (despite taking a fair few penalties) in 12 years suggests otherwise.

Does that take into account the goals scored as a sub?

Sorry, misunderstood you. I like you.

The goals at Stamford Bridge were (for obvious reasons) extremely memorable, though. I was referring primarily to those that'd slipped my mind and thus made me question the reported figure of 71.

Guthrie is key.

The state of that midfield, man.

Yep. 2 vs City 1 vs Everton 1 vs WBA 1 vs Exeter 1 vs Oldham One of those v City he knew nowt abot when the defender headed the ball against him and it rebounded in. So technically 5 goals. Really? Sounds like it should've been disallowed.

Did he get the chance, though? Ferdinand was sold, Shearer was injured, Ginola wanted to be in London, Beardsley was done, and Rob Lee was probably past his best too.

Irrelevant then. Nobody claimed Daglish made a good fist of it in his full season.

Complete rubbish. It was only a late run at the end of the season that got us into 2nd and in Keegan's last 2 league games we had just beaten Spurs 7-1 and Leeds 3-0. Again, relevance? There is none.

I get the impression Ronaldo doesn't love him as much as he should actually.

How is that relevant? It presents just as much adversity as our scenario.

7-1.

They finished on 10 points. We finished on less and went through. They didn't do particularly well, but they didn't comfortably exit the competition, either.

Luke Young's turn to look like a world Class right-back this week. Good for him.

They were a goal against Napoli away from going through, man. Don't talk such rubbish.

No he's not. He figured out that Coloccini and Enrique were good players, and Owen and Butt were finished long before most on here did.

Samba's good, but fucking hell. You'd think he was a big, black Nesta or something.

Graham Taylor, David Pleat, Souness and Gullit.

Wiki reckons 11 in Championship season, 9 last season and 1 this. He's never scored more than 9 Premier League goals in a season for us, next best 7, next best 6. Ta. Didn't seem like he's scored 9 last season, but I guess penalties here and there and goals in the Carling Cup against Accrington all add up. Shocking record over 12 years, like.