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Having a drink in the Dirk Kuyt lounge

Demba Ba?

Farewell sweet prince

Wonder whether Emaar will sponsor the training kit?

If my auntie had a cock she’d be my uncle

Dusting daan and Rowling the sleeves up

They could change sides just after Manors if needs be. They’ve done it before when St James has been closed. That way they simply can use both platforms at monument for trains going back over the way

Accounts due by tomorrow

Lewsin’

With you on that one. Fuck the horrible bastards. Lower leagues for the rest of their miserable existence

Decided after the quarter final there’d be no chance of a ticket. Seized on 22 quid each way flights as opposed to 400 quid to Heathrow

Long weekend in Benidorm

If they were located where we are they’d be called Newcastle the fucking simpletons

Everton weakening one of next years rivals

Cunt with the glasses on has the look of Epstein.

This tickled me last night

Surely if the club tell him to fuck off and look elsewhere he’s going to be stuck with a massive white elephant? Makes no sense whatsoever

There’ll be a point where either a rebuild (over time) or a move are needed to improve all the facilities and take us to the next level. It might not be popular but it’s hard to see how we compete if we can’t offer the facilities that other comparable premier league and champions league clubs have

Would be a clear breach of the mackems’ fewmin rights

Rattled to fuck

This one?

I guess there’ll be some happy to make their own way. There’s probably a Northumberland contingent and there’s definitely a good amount come from Northern Ireland as well. Might not suit everyone but would be better than SOS and the riverside wouldn’t be feasible either. maybe they could buy that shipping container stadium after the Qatar World Cup and put it somewhere. Get sponsored by Stack haha

Left field for a ground share, and potentially contentious, but why not consider Murrayfield for a year or two? Holds 67k, offer subsidised travel to Edinburgh?

Seb Larson?

The children of Yemen are probably standing with their mackem brethren in light of the atrocities and living conditions they have to face in pennywell thanking their lucky stars they live in Yemen