smootsmack

Even VAR rewards simulation I guess

11 grown men deciding to do this so strange

Linesman's first day on the job?

wasn't bruno asking to come off ten minutes ago?

Goals are a statistic though!

I'm sure Ryan Taylor was starting over him for months, but maybe it just felt like that

The 2019 Coupe de France final was a football match between Rennes and Paris Saint-Germain to decide the winner of the 2018–19 Coupe de France, the 102nd season of the Coupe de France. Rennes won the cup, their first since 1971, after a penalty shoot-out following a 2–2 draw in extra time.

Amazing assist

why even track goals? anyway, who's got two hours to waste on a saturday when that time could be spent copulating

Imagine how many goals he would've scored if he was trying... This will feel awful if it happens, but it has been decided that other clubs are allowed to pay higher salaries, so what can you do

It's such a pointless and rhetorical question here too, I haven't really followed these, but I feel like I sympathize with him every time I've seen clips

Isak is unreal

wild by szczesny considering the score

Puel supposedly tried to bring him back to England twice so maybe just the one

Bounced it off the back of Gabriel's head

Unlimited shots from 18 yards, you'd think they'd let Haaland take one

To be fair to him, the original question was "do you think you can win silverware this season?". Surely there's only one answer to that three weeks into the season

I have to imagine he would start HBA or I might think less of him He won a cup final against Mbappe, Neymar, Di Maria... in 2019, it's not exactly ancient history

Imagining him, or any journalist, choosing the right emojis for this tweet makes me smile

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c1ep6199l2eo Two defenders initiating contact and diving to the ground to prevent a direct free kick If only there was a 5th official watching on tv somewhere who could help out the ref with things like this...

Given Yedlin Schar Coloccini Burn Ben Arfa Tiote Bruno Joelinton Cisse Shola Manager: Keegan I'm American and started watching 06-07 so Shearer doesn't make it