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We not fucking wigan man!

Would love Sturridge, he can really be that Bellamy player. Though i suspect hell want to be the main man down the middle.

We wont exclusively play 4-3-3. Well switch between systems according to the opposition. Its more about fluidity in the players you have at your disposal.

So theyve now got Martin and Kalou. Going to be a good side. Wonder who they will replace Debuchy with?

Ricky van Wolfswinkel would be my choice.

Makes sense though, dont you think?

Think it's more to with his wage demands tbh..... as long as we get a RB, CB and striker and no one important leaves we will be fine and in a better shape than last season. Hoillett has done nothing to warrant earing 50k a week. He has had a good season in a shit side, but was still inconsistant. Should be looking at around 30k a week, then give him bonuses for clean sheats, goals and assists. Higher bonus for clean sheets to make the little fucker defend.

Must be pretty fucking fast. Surprised hes not a winger.

They're actually serious They really are pretty fucking stupid.

true that, more so in the sense of being able to play out of trouble rather than hoof long, training with Colo should help him alot.

Happy we have signed a young Aussie, hope he is of a new breed of player that aren't technically shit. We are trying to develop like the Dutch system and Good will be one of the first to come through.

Current Squad is: Goalkeepers: Krul, Harper, Elliot Defenders: Danny Simpson, Ryan Taylor, James Perch, Mike Williamson, Steven Taylor, Davide Santon, Frabicio Coloccini Midfield: Hatem Ben Arfa, Gabriel Obertan, Cheik Tiote, Yohan Cabaye, Sylvain Marveaux, Dan Gosling, Mehdi Abeid, Haris Vuckic, Romain Amalfitano, Jonas Gutierrez, Shane Ferguson, Sami Ameobi Forwards: Papiss Cisse, Demba Ba, Shola Ameobi, Xisco, Nile Ranger Looking at the squad Id say we need a fullback, centreback and striker. Then replace whoever else leaves. Can probably afford to let Vuckic, Abeid or Gosling go out on loan. A defensive midfielder wuld be good as well.

Imagine if he was good

He still gets away with it! Legendary really!

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Yeah me as well, wasn't entirely certain though..... also i'd be happy with Hoilett as well but i still think we would need a CF to come in too with Best's sale. Yeh, maybe even Guidetti on loan, with an option to buy, for during the ACON. I think he only has a year left on his deal. Can't see them loaning him. Maybe we could sign him then. He fits the bill.

Personally I'm not arsed, I'm more p*ssed off with them nicking photoshops I do and posting them with no credit. Fuckers. Should get revenge on them for that shit. Bad crack.

Yeah me as well, wasn't entirely certain though..... also i'd be happy with Hoilett as well but i still think we would need a CF to come in too with Best's sale. Yeh, maybe even Guidetti on loan, with an option to buy, for during the ACON.

You expect Modric and VDV to be off then?

As good a signing as he would be, theres nothing concrete in this article at all.

But the question is. How many french players do we want?! Look at the national team... The problem with the French side is a clash of ego's. All of our French stars are starting 11 players and apart from HBA have no history of being disruptive. I trust Pardew to keep control of them all, its his main atribute as a manager. Hes a very good man manager.

Hes a right back.

Could be anyone. Would be good to get some young Argies into the squad though.

If this comes off, it will make us even more attractive to other targets like M'biwa. If they see weve signed the French Right Back, others will want to follow.

Would be awesome. Makes sense with our transfer policy.