Chris_R

Could get a game in goal for Everton.

Well now it is. Fucking horrific trophy drought this. When will we ever win anything again?

1 day for us now, sheweley?

They way they obsess and lie over the subject so much, I often wonder if it got added on to their attendance.

Exiled on the south coast but sat in the office hungover to fuck, barely pretending to work, F5-ing every thread on here and drinking in every single post. Thankfully I work with a great bunch who all know exactly what this means to me, at least 3 people incuding my boss have said they were surprised to even see me today haha. The 2 Liverpool fans in the office have both been over to offer their genuine congratulations. Still absolutely buzzing.

Was a massive fan of Tonali just tying his shoelaces until he was booked, not giving a single fuck. WP sir.

I couldn't give a solitary fuck.

Don't think anyone's done match ratings for this? Anyway this is how I saw it:

How many years since we won a cup now? HOW MANY?? None. Fucking ZERO. I'm getting so fucking drunk now.

I have never, ever celebrated like that. What a release of emotion.

Actually crying here. Fuck knows what I'll be like if we win.

Oh absolutely, but Frozen has to be on the big TV. Constantly. Might try bribing her with ice cream.

Pope has a much higher ceiling, but Subtasks lDubravka much better with his feet. Both are prone to being shit. No problem with the call going either way really, a true 50/50.

It's probably really nice inside. Somehow doubt it's kitted out like the Megabus.

It's not possible for our trophy drought to last forever. One day we'll win something, it's inevitable. Might as well be today.

Currently at soft play hoping my 3 year old will be tired enough in another hour to let me put something other than Frozen on TV without having a meltdown.

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Or the 4? times before that too. We're definitely due a performance.

This. Don't want to see, hear, or even think about those tramps today.

Don't want to see or hear anything about this lot at Wembley. Can't think they could possibly be further from my mind for that couple of hours.

Echo this. Worked with Dave McQueen years back, was a really nice chap and had some great stories. Their cover of Wuthering Heights was amazing. Probably my favourite cover by any band ever. Another one you can get the volume up to 11 on.

Also Water of Tyne, probably the Kathryn Tickell rendition. My dad passed 2 years ago and had that played at his funeral. He was a massive fan and saw all their Wembley triumphs in the 50s so I'll be thinking of him a lot tomorrow. I'll be a mess playing it but again it's a great tune aside from the personal feelings I have for it.

Already mentioned but 'Geordie in Wonderland' by The Wildhearts will be getting absolutely belted out in my house tomorrow. If you don't know it, give it a listen.

Plus we're not just moving for the extra seats, we need corporate facilities too which SJP doesn't have to the level we need. That's more important to the PSR line than putting 5, 10 or even 20k extra bums in seats.

Some people might want to try and buy a ticket off a tout. Others just fancy a weekend away.