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Would rather have colonoscopy than watch Newcastle. Ha aye, I just know I would watch if at home, instead recovering or in theatre at that time, it will be easy win for Everton, 3-0

I'm in hospital so thank fuck I can't force myself to watch it

Wtf. How is this cunt so jammy, 3-0 is not his way

Yip, and 2 players totally shit at left back playing there. Carver seems to want all the cloggers in the team. Nice to see Jonas but that's what he is, wasn't good enough 2 year ago

He was total shit, but no worse than the other cunts out there. Yet still singled out by that leathery faced twat bag. Overran, Taylor, rivière, Sammy erre fucking terrible and the wrinkly one was fucking stupid playing 442 with horrendous tactics

This is going to be a total car crash, really want to stay clear but know I will end up going

Apparently there's talk of banners. Fucking hell, I would like to think if one of our players had been accused we would neither support or berate until the truth is known. Ffs I bet half of them have kids, would they like to think of their daughters being pummelled at 14 by a footballer / supposed role model (Role model for cheesy chip eating, blue pop drinking, benefit claiming cunt bag retards).

He's class :-)

That new manager bounce is going well as usual. No way can he get the fucking job man, please nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Should get docked points for being this shit

He needs to get Abeid on to try and prevent even more damage

Why have they not bothered even drafting in a single defender from reserves. Sammy and Abeid should also be out there. Anita, Colback and Sissoko can't control a ball never mind midfield

Watching as a neutral now, feel sorry for those black and white kids and that 90 year old on the bench. Ya just can't compete with the resources of city. Defended the best they could. 7-0 here

Vuckic at least finds decent positions and some good play

There's been enough praise about Pardew / any english manager, they don't slag each other off because they never know when they need another job. He's a fucking cretin, hope his leg falls off.

That was actually worse than I expected, fucking terrible and horrible substitutions. Shout out to Willo, Sissoko, Cisse who were absolutely shocking in general (Apart from Cisse goal). This football team are fucking shocking, can't even pass to each other or produce any kind of attacks and that was the shittest game this season.

This game is about as shit as expected. Palace started ok and now look more like they have been coached by Pardew. We look fucking clueless at times and can barely pass to each other, Cisse never has a look when he plays a ball and there is just about no movement over half way

Fucking get in

Willo is a fucking gimp

Cisse is shocking getting involved in play. Can't pass a ball. Gouffran playing well tbf

Na, he would have focussed on preventing our floaters to Willo technique It's going to be 90 minutes of two teams not wanting the ball so they're not in danger of losing isn't it? No, I think we want the ball more now but we will lose it so much and fuck it all up and Palace will be trying to stop our non-existent fret.

Na, he would have focussed on preventing our floaters to Willo technique

Mackem game has been worse than ours on Sunday, grimm

I thought he played ok, kicking terrible and could have done better for the goal but worlds apart from Blobby, Alwick and a lot of keepers in mid table

Another fucking bore fest, probably lose 2-0