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What's he got to lose by giving someone like Aaron's, Streete, Armstrong the last 6 games. So we may lose again, it's happening anyway. There really is no better time

He's retarded. He still hasn't worked out that the more you invite the opposition onto you the more pressure you will be under. Using attacking players to limit the opposition in terms of how many players they can commit forward is alien to him, he just doesn't understand the concept. Instead of chopping the balls off our attack to try and deal with the opposition's full backs getting forward we could just make sure the opposition full backs can't get forward because they're s*** scared of someone like HBA being free with the ball behind them. It's like a knight ditching his sword and opting for two shields instead, he's just asking to be beat on. He appears oblivious to it all, so you must be right, he must have a level of retardation that prevents him from using words like attack, create, move and replaced with words like defend, defend more, defend a lot more. The 3 modes of Pardcunt

We have lost by 3 goals or more in 5 games since xmas. That tells me everything I need to know about our disciplined players and manager. I don't think Ben Arfa is a world beater but he is a better option than gouff or sissoko on the wing. Pardew wants us to be solid and prevent other teams scoring without considering how we are gonna score, he is scared of creativity. Look at every time the opposition get a corner or free kick in our half. Every man back in the box rather than a player on half way taking 2-3 of their players out the game. He is a Fucking coward man, he brought Ben arfa off at 1-0 last week and we lost 4-0 so don't tell me we need disciplined players. Gouffran was awful as were most of our team, yet Pardew decides Ben arfa is being too creative and lose by more goals anyway. Fact is Pardew is a shit coach, shit manager and a cunt of a person. He has no redeemable qualities

total chancer. None of that actually means anything I think this is why certain people on this forum love him - they waffle on in exactly the same style, without saying anything at all of any substance or with any clarity. He just spouts shit, it's like playing front foot attacking football, still waiting for that one. Any of these could be made up quotes and would still not be far off what the cretin would actually come out with. Tomorrow will be a disgusting display of mediocre vile brand of football, yet he will describe it as having a go or really controlling the game.

There will be hell on if they stay up by a point like, and rightly so MK Dons should kick up a fuss or look at legal action as potential lost revenue.

Oh yeah I know that, we just appear to perform better when he is up for it

I actually think Tiote has been the best captain this season for us, don't know how records compare but he is bang up for it when captain

Spot on. Pardew is utterly clueless how to coach players with genuine ability and craft anything remotely related to tactics to get the best of of those players. It's a complete double whammy with individual coaching and the team set up. That's it. The point is, there's still no ethos or philosophy at the club. Of those that played at the weekend, Krul, Coloccini, Williamson, Tiote and Ben Arfa have been at the club since he arrived, over three years ago. Santon, Cisse, Anita have all been there a year and a half/two years. And yet still, he hasn't worked out a way to implement a philosophy that 'makes us know how to score', or whatever cunty tripe he came out with post-game. The guy's a fraud and it is no wonder players regress underneath him. He makes it up as he goes along. You can tell the players are not coached and their is no style, he has no idea whatsoever. He needs to play a 4-3-3 with the players he has (Sissoko right of mid 3 and Gouffran Left of front 3) Which may give us half a chance of causing teams issues but it's not just formation, he doesn't know how to get us to play at a high tempo, pressure teams, control the game, recover when we slip up, drive at teams, open up space, movement off the ball, cross the ball, have more than 1 player in the box. We should have the players to at least cause every team in this league a few issues whether we win or not and most the time we just whimper and barely carve out a single chance in 90 minutes. 3 in midfield would be our best option but he has decided 4-4-2 (Why is this formation still allowed to exist in todays game) is our best option, however playing it with no natural wide men and 2 defensive midfielders - oh and 2 full backs (Mbiwa, Dummet) that are not capable of overlapping to great effect. So based on that, how does the cunt expect us to actually score goals given we have no pace up front, no trickery or crossing ability out wide and nobody attacking through the centre.

I really think he has, think every aspect of his game has gotten worse since last season, even the stuff he was never great at (Kicking).

He reached a height and has since regressed. You can't argue with that, surely? Sure he improved but I think in last two seasons he has regressed significantly. His kicking is absolutely horrendous and quite dubious at times with some goals he has let in. His kicking has always been crap. Criminal that it isn't being worked on. Seems to have been the case with all our keepers in last 10 years, Given and Harper awful at kicking also.

He reached a height and has since regressed. You can't argue with that, surely? Sure he improved but I think in last two seasons he has regressed significantly. His kicking is absolutely horrendous and quite dubious at times with some goals he has let in.

3 or 4-0 I reckon to them, may as well put a bet on those scorelines as Pardew thrives on them

I would say Ben Arfa, Tiote, Cisse, Krul, Steven Taylor have all gone backwards. Williamson is improved this season. I don't know whether gone backwards or about right level for Sissoko, Gouffran, Mbiwa but one thing is for sure, the tactics are making majority of our players look totally clueless. Even when you watch the worst teams in the league play such as Fulham, Scum and Cardiff they can still put pressure on the opposition, retain the ball to a degree, create chances, find space to play into etc. When we play we struggle to create any chances most the time, seem to always be crowded, pick the wrong passes time and time again, don't seem to pressure the opposition. I reckon a lot of it is down to our lack of clever movement. We are static or behind the play far too much, when say Sissoko is bombing on with the ball the rest are just jogging or remain static rather than busting a gut to get into the box or take a defender away, this means we never have space and ultimately lose the ball. Pound for Pound we are the worst team in the league to watch in just about every game. We just don't seem to do much ever

Just pray the next owner of this club is filthy rich and takes less time to re-build the club. Not even filthy rich, just has right mentality and club fortunes at heart. A owner that actually gives a shit and is astute enough to realise how shit we are playing and how awful the manager is would be great. I would take a owner with nowhere near as much as Ashley if they put a structure in place that lets the club breathe again.

Must admit when they go Poyet I thought they would do well - glad I was wrong, hope they go down, stay down and eventually go out of business. Horrible club

We gave Shearer last 8 games, maybe they will give Ballo or Gabbo or some other "legend" do it

IT's funny as fuck watching them lose all their winnable games. They are as good as gone now. With West Brom playing Norwich and Palace at Cardiff it could be done this weekend tbh

I will probably self harm in a good way

Hate the fuckers but think they deserve it. They have a good philosophy and unlike Chelsea n city have not spent billions. I know they have still spent a fair bit but also giving young players a go

Switched it off n watching palace game instead

Fucking rank. We don't look like a team or capable of opening up any team. Defence awful and midfield none existent

I think I quite like the hope the scum give their fans and lose anyway, at least we just know the way things will go and Pards doesn't disappoint

They may struggle a little bit. I hope for a total humiliation the likes of which have never been seen

The formation and tactics are awful. 442 will never work with the team we have. Gouffran n sissoko are not the right players for a 442. Movement and wing play is sh it in such a rigid formation. Try something different you cunt

It's shocking he is playing never mind taking all set pieces. Average as fuck