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Offer 25 million, accept its inflated and move on. If he scores goals and keeps us up it pays for itself. Bunch of cunts

So we are trying for Slimani again. Can see him at West Ham by end of the day now

I'm off today but thankfully I have DIY and a bed to build before my transfer bath

Not funny I don’t know Torres personally so can’t comment on his sense of humour tbf. ?

Not funny

Yeah I'm thinking he will see out this season but no chance he stays if there isn't swift progress in the summer in terms of a sale or a "recruitment drive" urgh

Rafa should just walk, Ashley has fucked us over again

Arsenal can fuck off and suck a bag of dicks

Arsenal are dreadful, can see Swansea winning

Think I might start supporting the bin dippers given our club is a waste of time. At least its watchable

I don't watch football anymore. He's just sucked all the joy out of it. I guess this makes me a bad fan or whatever, but... nah, just not worth it. Totally agree with you. Get absolutely no joy out of watching football anymore and that is thanks to the last 10 years of watching us. Yeah I'm in the same boat. I used to love watching loads of football, be it the football league, serie a, la liga or whatever was on. Over the last 10 years it does feel like my love of football has just been beaten to a pulp and it feels like a chore to watch anything now. Too much of a reminder of what our club could be tbh. 10 years ago I couldn't wait for a game, loved watching mostly any football on TV and could at least give a fuck about it. Obviously kids etc mean I don't watch as much anymore but he has just made me despise it. There is no joy in it anymore and while I still go to the games I tend to enjoy the drink before it with a horror show in between before me and my mates talk about how shit our squad is afterwards

He has made me hate Football. Fat horrible cunt

? so true, we are so desperate that we just want anyone and the truth is the fans don't really want these players as they will be gash

I feel like we have been here before on the eve of the transfer window closing without a fucking clue and supposed targets signing for other clubs all over the shop. Time to walk away from this shit

Where is Kuqi

According to Allardyce yesterday, we've already rejected a loan bid for Sandro because not enough money was offered. Guessing that was either Mike Ashley or a small Spanish club. Well we were offering Donnay socks, Kangol tops and assorted Asics trainers for him. The small Spanish team will outbid us as we are poverty stricken and 100 million per year ain't gonna change that.

Well it would be better if they just told us straight they aren't buying players. Just throw the academy kids in and be done with it. They need saving from the Elephant man so throw them to the wolves instead

Another day of complete nonsense coming up. Wonder which bids without conviction will be submitted today.. Last ditch effort for Jorgensen and a "well we tried" at 6ish

We really are a shit club that employs a bunch of losers. They fuck up everything. Surely they realise as the window creeps on they may have to pay more than a player is worth to get someone in. They are just fucking idiots. If we survive it's down to sheer luck and then what, more of the same shit.

Not bothered what happens anymore. We are going nowhere no matter if we stay up or dont

True, but him, Kenedy and a keeper may be the repairs we need to limp over the line, which is ultimately all that will happen. Making more changes may have caused issues within the team.

No one's turning their nose up. What use is he however if he were to make about 3 appearances for us and spend the rest of the time injured? If those 3 appearances are wins for us then every use. Don't get me wrong, a fit Sturridge would instantly be our best player so I'm all for it (bling and swag and stupid dance aside). Even if he only plays half the games we have left the difference it will make to other teams trying to defend against us and the fact he can actually shoot could be a huge difference to us staying up or going down. He could knack himself in the first game but we have to gamble now, West Brom or West ham would have gambled and no doubt he would score 10 goals for them. It's more exciting than a striker from dutchy land that may score less than Joselu.

No one's turning their nose up. What use is he however if he were to make about 3 appearances for us and spend the rest of the time injured? If those 3 appearances are wins for us then every use.

In the real world I would just play Perez up front on his own and drop Merino, Atsu or Kenedy in behind him.

Would be a risk but potentially class signing for us. Won't happen though as we are owned by a rotten cunt