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If Rafa isn't able to bring in 2 players before Wednesday I think we are down. We are utter trash in front of centre midfield and need a Striker and link up man desperately. We look incapable of actually attacking teams and lack basic movement

Rafa takes some blame for this today, the tactics and formation are shocking

Can we take Ritchie, Hayden, Gayle, Clark, Manquillo and Haidara off ?

Because as raw as it is it causes issues when a player will run at a defence. No defence likes teams running at them no matter the quality

If we get offered 15 million for him we should be snapping their hands off, he offers nothing. We need 2 strikers in this week really as we haven't got any Why would anyone offer £15m for Gayle? Fine 3 million, whatever it is, he is fucking terrible when he gets the ball. Someone may offer 10 for him and if Rafa thinks he can bring someone half competitive in then it should be done. He will never score enough to keep us up. Ritchie should be dropped for Murphy as well with Atsu on the left because its been awful watching him try and play football, so slow and shit. Shelvey has actually closed them down, played intelligent passes and tried to start something, but with those 2 mongs in front of him and the invisible man in Hayden he has no chance

If we get offered 15 million for him we should be snapping their hands off, he offers nothing. We need 2 strikers in this week really as we haven't got any

Shelvey and Saivet the only two that look like they give a fuck

We are utter wank, zero quality in this

Gayle you mean. Gayle as a striker should be taking that on and smashing it

Add Hayden as well, the best thing he has done is take that smash to the face

Both Gayle and Ritchie don't have anywhere near good enough technique or ability for this level. They are championship players only.

He's utter garbage at this level. No intelligence

If we actually buy a reasonable striker I will wank myself off with razorblades. It's a lie, it's always a lie. I reserve the right to back out of the above.

Keep reaching for the stars Rafa, Fat Mike will ensure you never reach the ground

We just don't have good attacking players and are better at defending. Unless the investment comes we have to be organised and scrape results

Convinced we would be 5 down if we had a go at these. I know it's a hard watch but the Idea is to still have a chance in last 20 mins where we may push a bit more. If nothing else our goal difference could be intact rather than ruined

Hope we keep the score down tbh, just a 1-0 or 2-0 to us and not humiliate them

Transfer windows are just the worst. Always absolutely dreadful for us

Power Bottom?

i'd honestly rather rafa just persevere with murphy or start giving aarons more of a run out and use the wages/fees elsewhere Aarons is all hype and not much else, Ritchie isn't good enough, Murphy is raw as fuck but promise is there. I like Atsu. I would play Lennon on the right and Atsu on the left tbh

We really don't like. He would be better than all our current wingers.

He's only 17 to be fair, shit tash like

I will continue to support Rafa and the club, however if Rafa goes and the fat shit stays I will give up my ticket and take up bowls as a hobby

Well fucking blow me down with a feather. What a surprise the fat disgraceful mess has pulled this trick. Odious cunt. I'm starting the Kickstarter fund to get the cunt bumped off.

While outsiders will say this, we cannot go into any game thinking like this. We have to have a level of delusion and tell ourselves we can get something. It's stupid, I know, but negativity will send us down. Oh, aye. I wasn't suggesting that should be Rafa's team talk. "Ok lads, let's keep it in single figures!" I reckon that would be pretty close to a Pardew team talk