Lenny

I think all that's left is for us to give away a penalty, right?

As I said before, he will have lost this game singlehandedly. Immediately following Shelvey's miss. The dream team.

Honestly what the hell was Hendrick thinking. Ludicrously cheap red card.

It's the lack of conviction in absolutely anything that bothers me the most about Joelinton. I've never seen him look like he believes what he's trying to do will work.

TBF it's a fairly sensible sub.

Perfect weather for a Dummett slidey.

There's still half an hour for things to even out.

Genuinely looked that way

Be surprised if it gets that bad, but it's definitely holding up.

I'm going to assume ASM will stay on for the duration and pick up a late muscle injury.

Darlow going full Darlow now.

He didn’t have a chance man I question why keepers don't take a step over knowing full well Ward-Prowse is going to go there.

We aren't winning this

Our two favourite players costing us the game.

I mean, he always goes across the keeper, why do they not take a step over

Looking very boggy.

That could be a big miss.

Powerful forwards running into the channels are a feature of Jones teams, its what Wilson has been doing and make sense for Joelinton to come on in this situation Is that based on prior knowledge or just the fact that Wilson has been doing it the last few games?

I really dislike this whole "hasn't been able to step up" label pinned on Almiron. He's more often than not the only mobile creative player on the pitch for us and therefore will be targeted by the opposition. It's no surprise that his productivity dramatically improves when there are other attacking options around him for the opposition to worry about.

Reasonably pleasant half, but we've looked very loose at the back and thankfully Southampton have gifted us some goals. I hate to say it about a young player but Lewis really is poor. He needs to improve significantly if he wants a career at this level, even when considering the poor manager.

Was about to say the same thing. Such a fraud

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If Rafa had us turn in that Palace performance and result we'd rightfully be praising a very good, professional away win. We were lost of ideas from about the 60th minute as they were too organised for us.

Infuriatingly slow in our play. Palace parked the bus second half and were too good for us to break down. They deserved their win as the executed their plan better than we did. Far better.