Lenny

Are bookings for diving just not a thing anymore? There's such an acceptance of it to the point where commentator's come out with comments such as "the ref won't fall for that one".

Prime Colo, Prime Krul, and Tiote being a beast, the fact we never pushed on is criminal, that team was another CB, RB and Winger away from being class. Debuchy was quality Pretty sure he was referring to prior to his signing.

Waffle.

He should have played on, of course, but it looked a definite foul and can only assume he was expecting the whistle. That's not to say he hasn't been poor, mind.

Pretty in-keeping with our general level of performance this half. Utterly dreadful.

What frustrates me about Lewis more than anything is how afraid to make a positive pass he is. He almost always turns back and misses good opportunities. Fraser attempted a one-two with him, ran behind the defender, but Lewis turned around and passed back instead.

Lewis literally has no idea what to do when the ball is in the box. Standing around like Evan at the party in Superbad when those older kids come in to do some coke

I think the medical term is "being Scottish".

Fraser looks like he's both not slept for about 2 weeks, and literally just woken up

Pretty certain Shelvey genuinely thinks that "pressing" is code for fouling at every opportunity.

Chelsea trying to start very aggressively.

Fulham's pressing has been impressively intense.

It was inferred in a positive light by the commentator in that "Salah welcomed the contact".

I imagine he will be. Absolutely brainless.

Joelinton was poor but picking him out as a disgrace and not mentioning Hendrick is a bit baffling.

Considering he is usually spot on with our fanbase opinion, I'm going to assume it was a joke.

Nah, he's more than shown he's not up to the task for any semblance of an ambitious owner and will be gone the moment Ashley goes. And it doesn't really make any difference all the whilst Ashley's here. I said it last week, but I'm just at the stage now where I want us to win because I want us to stay in the league for if/when a takeover happens.

Also, what a hero Almiron is. Such a likeable, important player.

I mean, we've been extremely fortunate, but fair play to the players for staying focused through to the end. Fantastic result given the circumstances.

Smart from Almiron. Jonas esq.

Seemed pretty lenient tbf.

Still baffles me how often Shelvey scuffs the ball for someone who's main strength is their technique.

There's been so many talking points this half I've barely actually watched any of it