Lenny

Pretty in-keeping with our general level of performance this half. Utterly dreadful.

What frustrates me about Lewis more than anything is how afraid to make a positive pass he is. He almost always turns back and misses good opportunities. Fraser attempted a one-two with him, ran behind the defender, but Lewis turned around and passed back instead.

Lewis literally has no idea what to do when the ball is in the box. Standing around like Evan at the party in Superbad when those older kids come in to do some coke

I think the medical term is "being Scottish".

Fraser looks like he's both not slept for about 2 weeks, and literally just woken up

Pretty certain Shelvey genuinely thinks that "pressing" is code for fouling at every opportunity.

Chelsea trying to start very aggressively.

Fulham's pressing has been impressively intense.

It was inferred in a positive light by the commentator in that "Salah welcomed the contact".

I imagine he will be. Absolutely brainless.

Joelinton was poor but picking him out as a disgrace and not mentioning Hendrick is a bit baffling.

Considering he is usually spot on with our fanbase opinion, I'm going to assume it was a joke.

Nah, he's more than shown he's not up to the task for any semblance of an ambitious owner and will be gone the moment Ashley goes. And it doesn't really make any difference all the whilst Ashley's here. I said it last week, but I'm just at the stage now where I want us to win because I want us to stay in the league for if/when a takeover happens.

Also, what a hero Almiron is. Such a likeable, important player.

I mean, we've been extremely fortunate, but fair play to the players for staying focused through to the end. Fantastic result given the circumstances.

Smart from Almiron. Jonas esq.

Seemed pretty lenient tbf.

Still baffles me how often Shelvey scuffs the ball for someone who's main strength is their technique.

There's been so many talking points this half I've barely actually watched any of it

I think all that's left is for us to give away a penalty, right?

As I said before, he will have lost this game singlehandedly. Immediately following Shelvey's miss. The dream team.

Honestly what the hell was Hendrick thinking. Ludicrously cheap red card.

It's the lack of conviction in absolutely anything that bothers me the most about Joelinton. I've never seen him look like he believes what he's trying to do will work.