Lenny

I just did one of those "write out a post and then delete it" posts saying similar. There's no attention to detail. Even little things are noticeable, like Dubravka instantly clearing uncontested backpasses. I'm sure under Rafa he'd have taken a touch and look for a man.

We are utterly wretched, aren't we

Nice totally aimless header from Fraser there. Great watch.

What was the point in waiting at all for that offside, if they weren't going to wait until the end of the move?!

Joelinton just chilling on the right wing as Almiron runs down the left wing. No effort to try and get in behind and/or support.

I was LIVID at that

Dubravka Enrique Colo Albert Beye HBA Hamann Tiote Solano Shearer Bellamy Very hard not to choose Speed.

Are bookings for diving just not a thing anymore? There's such an acceptance of it to the point where commentator's come out with comments such as "the ref won't fall for that one".

Prime Colo, Prime Krul, and Tiote being a beast, the fact we never pushed on is criminal, that team was another CB, RB and Winger away from being class. Debuchy was quality Pretty sure he was referring to prior to his signing.

Waffle.

He should have played on, of course, but it looked a definite foul and can only assume he was expecting the whistle. That's not to say he hasn't been poor, mind.

Pretty in-keeping with our general level of performance this half. Utterly dreadful.

What frustrates me about Lewis more than anything is how afraid to make a positive pass he is. He almost always turns back and misses good opportunities. Fraser attempted a one-two with him, ran behind the defender, but Lewis turned around and passed back instead.

Lewis literally has no idea what to do when the ball is in the box. Standing around like Evan at the party in Superbad when those older kids come in to do some coke

I think the medical term is "being Scottish".

Fraser looks like he's both not slept for about 2 weeks, and literally just woken up

Pretty certain Shelvey genuinely thinks that "pressing" is code for fouling at every opportunity.

Chelsea trying to start very aggressively.

Fulham's pressing has been impressively intense.

It was inferred in a positive light by the commentator in that "Salah welcomed the contact".

I imagine he will be. Absolutely brainless.

Joelinton was poor but picking him out as a disgrace and not mentioning Hendrick is a bit baffling.

Considering he is usually spot on with our fanbase opinion, I'm going to assume it was a joke.