Lenny

We could actually be in a fortunate position this season where we don't need to absolutely cane the life out of Perez, and let him develop with little pressure on him. The football fan in me wants to see him play at every opportunity, mind.

Imagine Pardew watching that

Such impatience, chill man

Taylor is miles better than Williamson IMO. He still has his moments where he's utterly useless and can't be relied on due to his injury record, so over a season they're about as much use as each other.

This is going to be either a quick win or a massive task for McClaren seeing as we've had next to no movement off the ball for years now.

Nice to see De Jong having a word with Lascelles after he gave away the penalty.

Yeah.

I still can't believe how freakishly accurate this is:

Wijnaldum asking for a Royale with cheese.

Hope he's as good as everyone is making out Nice to see a bit of ambition. Hopefully a couple more of his pedigree come in.

What a cunt

Terrible.

Decent.

That must be still rising

Bloody hell

Keeper should have had that after guessing right.

What a pen

Lascelles Next to Anita http://i.gyazo.com/12195e3f5e680a559d21132721456e94.jpg

Got a hint of a bicep, there.

Firmly in the "no thanks" category for Balotelli.

I always thought 4 and 6 looked the wrong way round on the traditional layout.

Cech is only 33, no reason why he can't have a fair few more seasons of his best if played regularly.

There are more Real Madrid games on TV than Man City games I'd guess Probably, but I don't really tend to watch much else other than the premier league. Sunday afternoon on the couch after playing football, watching two (usually shite) premier league games is where it's at

I'd hate to see Aguero leave the Premier league, as much as I dislike Man City.

Quite impressive before and after shot.