Lenny

Couldn't for the life of me get one of the players from last bloody year. It was Gouffran

Amavi has looked decent, Ayew not so much.

Woops

"What the fucking hell was that"

Has Rooney taken a successful first touch today?

Unless he's talking about us, then he's a miserable, bitter bullshitter.

Always thought Harvey Specter looked like Cabaye.

So Richards is captain, but Agbonlahor is club captain, and also on the pitch - did I hear that right? Wat!?

Lovely pass from Mata

So is this a thing now, Friday night premier league football or is it a one off?

He was actually not-completely-shit around that time for a few games.

No way was Robbie Elliott better than Enrique, either.

Enrique was definitely a quality player for us, regardless of how we were at that point in time.

The guy clearly loves the D.

That one was alright.

Don't mean to defend the lad as I want him out as much as anybody, but he put a few fairly aggressive sliding tackles in yesterday, which surprised me.

I thought the fucker just slung a foot through it in hope for the cross but he actually looked up before hitting it. Fair play to him for that

Just watched the goal again, he was absolutely belting it up the field during that break. Brilliant goal.

He had a spell early last season where he wasn't terrible before doing his quad.

Shaqiri at Stoke.

Fair result in the end. We were out of steam from about 70 mins.

We looked knackered.

Think we need to make another change here. Very nervy.

FFS