Incognito

Yeah, imagine if we played our own player but pretended we'd borrowed him from someone else.

You mean Goud?

Guarantee Manchester City won't rock up at SJP as shite as this.

Did you have a beer can sandwich?

Leicester 1 Newcastle 3

This cunt gone yet?

Why is Nasser Hussain in between Gerrard and Carragher Gerrard looks like AP McCoy too.

The well known Mackem left winger Interfered with a bairn with his finger And now he might well Have to share a cell With Ian Watkins, the Lost Prophets lead singer.

Rashford spending most of the first half as a right back was one of the oddest pieces of management I've ever seen .

Good goal? Awful defending Nice finish though. In other news Fellini surprisingly gets away with one.

Good goal that. Liverpool have been by far the better of the two tonight.

Why would anyone want to claim Joe Kinnear? Edit: Also aren't you a Swedish born person who identifies as English? To be fair to old JFK, he wasn't a bad full back many moons ago.

2010 then Mr Thicktwat.

Loads of teams have only just been able to say that. They had the best manager of all time for almost three decades. Had the best manager of all time for about 13 years, unless you think he was the GOAT as soon as he took over. 1972 is the last time we could realistically make such a claim when Frank O' Farrell was at Old Trafford and Joe Harvey was at SJP.

That's ridiculous people will take one for the team and gambl on them missing the penalty surely?? the triple punishment always seemed harsh for me (pen, red card and ban) Why? You commit a foul that is worthy of a red card and you deserve a ban, if you do it in the penalty area then it is worthy of a penalty. From now on, every time someone is through on goal you could foul them outside the penalty area and get a red but wait until they go in the area and get a yellow?[emoji38]how ridiculous. Obviously it doesn't mean you can do whatever you want in the box, if a tackle is bad enough to be a red card tackle then it's still a red card. It must not automatically be a red card. But it still can be. Suarez hand ball at WC2008 would still deserve a red imo. Perhaps something like what Mertesacker did against Chelsea wouldn't be a straight red but even then I don't think a yellow and freekick is enough. I think when someone is clearly through on goal there's no option. If they're in the box it's a red card offence because the opportunity is so big. If he's not in the box but its a clear opportunity that's even more reason to make it a red. Who won that particular World Cup?

Where's this being reported? I've also read that in the last day or so. Any manager worth their salt would have had them in yesterday morning never mind two days off.

They wouldn't give a rat's arse, they'd already had your cash.

One Tory fat cunt. Who's that, your mother? No need there like, obvious he was referring to our beloved owner.

Sleepwalking our way to the Championship. Not worth any kind of emotion anymore and haven't been for a very long time.

Not sure why the cunt in goals was diving before the deflection. It was a cross.

Bit brighter. Gini getting into the game the last five minutes.

Fuck off Sissoko

Good, remember him mincing and squealing his way around SJP earlier this season.

Someone famous will throw a seven tonight

Perfect opportunity to bring Stuart Hall back to FiveLive. When in Rome and all that noncesense.